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gay by choice, Swiftie by mistake | #1 Cruella (2021) fan, #1 Tár (2022) stan, Madame Web (2024) is oomf | icon by @/rollingrlmp3

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Compiling all my #ZhongVen sonnets so far, written in that window of time where Venti likely thought that Zhongli was dead
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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Dems winning the vote in Utah. Okay. That’s cool.
Incredible stat right now from Utah: Total House Vote Republicans: ~325K Democrats: ~342K The Democrats are winning the generic ballot in Utah right now by D+4. Still a lot to be counted, but no statewide race masks one of the bluest shifts in the nation.
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The Ann Richards voiceover is really great. Had she been born in a slightly different time she would have been our first female president. Probably one of the best political orators of the late 20th century.
Tonight, I make a solemn promise to every single Texan. Whether you voted for me or Governor Abbott, or felt so betrayed by a broken politics that you did not vote at all. Hear what Texas said today, loud and clear: Your government belongs to you. And as your governor, I will never forget it. There will be no special set of rules for the wealthy and powerful. No looking the other way when someone in my own party does wrong. The trust you have placed in me tonight is not a blank check. It is a sacred responsibility. And I intend to earn it every single day.
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jacob retweeted
The lady who went on TV piss drunk and pledged to kill all Republicans lost by like 700 votes
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Two weeks after finishing third for governor, Jackson got about a hundred days to put together a campaign against the toughest Republican incumbent in the country and won easily. It's remarkable even in this environment
If you’re blaming Troy Jackson’s underperformance in Maine on anyone other than Graham Platner, you’re utterly unserious
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Luci Baines Johnson came to celebrate last night. We just took back her dad’s Senate seat.
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Too many “why did they keep hugging Trump” debacles to count but this one has the best viz
If this photo upsets you, I am not sorry.
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Legit the vibe all day at work today
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Only winning Cubans by 7.5 against an actual socialist is crazy.
The Hispanic vote is vastly divided by national origin. Just look at Florida’s 50%+ Hispanic precincts by largest origin: Cuban: 🔴 Moody +7.5 South American: 🔵 Nixon +11.9 Mixed or other Hispanic: 🔵 Nixon +23.0 Puerto Rican: 🔵 Nixon +33.1
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I know this is meant to be some based bullshit about dictatorship or w/e but that's exactly what you did have: you had every counter-majoritarian institution: senate, supreme court, president who won the first time without the popular vote, all the billionaires, and still lost
America needs a right-wing faction sincerely interested in winning via means other than democracy
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My main advice to the right tonight is to keep talking like this. It's working really well, everybody loves it, and no one is tired of it. You could keep at it for another decade even.
Texas just gave a Senate seat to a sexually ambiguous anti-meat communist who needs 14 days of solitude to recover from a sniffle Pretty much sums up the whole night
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Reasons all TADC characters except Jax are problematic 1. Ragatha: realtor who profits off housing crisis 2. Pomni: accountant, works for large corporation 3. Kinger: invented AI for capitalist purposes 4. Gangle: abusive manager 5. Zooble: small business owner (fascist)
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Meanwhile Jax is a HOMELESS (indirectly abused by Ragatha) TRANS woman who just happens to not fit into your palatable idea of trauma. Yeah.
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Brideshead Revisited my beloved…
an unreliable narrator who is also a repressed homosexual
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Deb. Put him on house arrest.
Democratic candidate Deb Haaland, who was endorsed by George R.R. Martin, has now won the New Mexico gubernatorial election to become the nation's first female Native American governor
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Until the day I die I will never stop laughing at Lindsey Graham getting the war in Iran he was horny over for decades only to for him immediately drop dead and his dumbass sister lose his seat
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Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
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ReTHUGliKKKan relatives on Facebook are dead silent
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I’m never wrong, just early.
Replying to @thelindsayellis
Mike Espy in Mississippi too! Running a pretty stunning campaign that is apparently within striking distance of openly racist Republican Cindy Hyde-Smith.
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Mike Johnson actually did this to me when I was in high school btw
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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