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Compiling all my #ZhongVen sonnets so far, written in that window of time where Venti likely thought that Zhongli was dead
Dems winning the vote in Utah. Okay. That’s cool.
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The Ann Richards voiceover is really great. Had she been born in a slightly different time she would have been our first female president. Probably one of the best political orators of the late 20th century.
Tonight, I make a solemn promise to every single Texan. Whether you voted for me or Governor Abbott, or felt so betrayed by a broken politics that you did not vote at all.
Hear what Texas said today, loud and clear: Your government belongs to you. And as your governor, I will never forget it. There will be no special set of rules for the wealthy and powerful. No looking the other way when someone in my own party does wrong.
The trust you have placed in me tonight is not a blank check. It is a sacred responsibility. And I intend to earn it every single day.
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The lady who went on TV piss drunk and pledged to kill all Republicans lost by like 700 votes
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Two weeks after finishing third for governor, Jackson got about a hundred days to put together a campaign against the toughest Republican incumbent in the country and won easily. It's remarkable even in this environment
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Luci Baines Johnson came to celebrate last night.
We just took back her dad’s Senate seat.
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Too many “why did they keep hugging Trump” debacles to count but this one has the best viz
Only winning Cubans by 7.5 against an actual socialist is crazy.
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I know this is meant to be some based bullshit about dictatorship or w/e but that's exactly what you did have: you had every counter-majoritarian institution: senate, supreme court, president who won the first time without the popular vote, all the billionaires, and still lost
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My main advice to the right tonight is to keep talking like this. It's working really well, everybody loves it, and no one is tired of it. You could keep at it for another decade even.
Reasons all TADC characters except Jax are problematic
1. Ragatha: realtor who profits off housing crisis
2. Pomni: accountant, works for large corporation
3. Kinger: invented AI for capitalist purposes
4. Gangle: abusive manager
5. Zooble: small business owner (fascist)
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Until the day I die I will never stop laughing at Lindsey Graham getting the war in Iran he was horny over for decades only to for him immediately drop dead and his dumbass sister lose his seat
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Democratic sacrificial lambs in Trump +69 districts getting the call at 2 am on Wednesday that they’re going to be county groundwater commissioner.
I’m never wrong, just early.
Replying to @thelindsayellis
Mike Espy in Mississippi too! Running a pretty stunning campaign that is apparently within striking distance of openly racist Republican Cindy Hyde-Smith.
Mike Johnson actually did this to me when I was in high school btw
































