my mom opened the fridge and was like "are you hungry? i made beef stroganoff" and then looked around some more for about 30 seconds before saying "beef strokin' off" and then shaking her head at herself in disappointment

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Ben Crew · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:18 PM UTC

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1Oct 25

For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women

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s · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:40 PM UTC

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s@yoongienthusiasOct 24

shah rukh khan chalo line mein khade ho jao

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@tumiszn_Oct 24

We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

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Leon 🃏 · Oct 25, 2026 · 5:43 AM UTC

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Leon 🃏@LeonavvitckOct 25

Diana, stop flirting with your coworker's girlfriend xd

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@ratlimit · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:57 AM UTC

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A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.

yoshimi battles dracula@nise_yoshimiOct 24

the reason moby-dick remains such a vital piece of human art is that it addresses what is probably one of humanity's greatest collective atrocities, the genocide of the whales, with an ambivalence it cannot itself fully articulate. melville is distraught, but he can't explain why

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SippySlushiPoppy (comms open) · Oct 23, 2026 · 11:01 AM UTC

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🎃Spooky FrankZ🎃@FrankieZarembaOct 23

Superman vs. Nick O'Teen (all three commercials, 1980-82) Animated by Eric Goldberg at Richard Williams Animation Studio, with Steve Hudson as the voice of Superman

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RIRI ⚢︎ · Oct 24, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

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RIRI ⚢︎@vampyrobatOct 24

actually, there's an even better choice

RIRI ⚢︎@vampyrobatOct 24

move aside, i know who to send

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RIRI ⚢︎ · Oct 24, 2026 · 10:06 AM UTC

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RIRI ⚢︎@vampyrobatOct 24

move aside, i know who to send

mar@magikrhoodOct 23

Replying to @REDR09IN

the attack on dctwt lesbians..... we need to send tim drake to fight this war

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Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:13 AM UTC

Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈@dragonfudgeOct 25

Cishet white man with weird glasses at the comedy night called himself “lesbian jeffrey dahmer” i fear we went too far with telling men that they look like lesbians we need to wrap it up

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Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈 · Oct 25, 2026 · 2:32 AM UTC

Zaphod Beeblebrox ✿ 🌈@dragonfudgeOct 25

These men are getting wayyy too comfortable like no you dont look like a lesbian you look like a fucking dork

дса православная какус 🍞 🍷🌹 · Oct 24, 2026 · 8:47 PM UTC

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дса православная какус 🍞 🍷🌹@dsaorthocaucusOct 24

there's a part of Moby Dick where they hunt and kill a North Atlantic Right Whale not even for oil but to use its severed head to counterweight a sperm whale head hanging off the ship. there's like less than 500 right whales left in the wild today. almost gone forever.

yoshimi battles dracula@nise_yoshimiOct 24

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