she/he • Indian • butch • ~lispian crouch~ || Anti-Caste.

26 y/o
Joined November 2015
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My brother told me the kids in london are calling deerstalkers the “peaky blinders cap” instead of the sherlock holmes cap… we’re losing the ancient texts… open the schools…
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Watching Ryan Murphy’s Hollywood. Its so funny that he was rlly like ok ill put all the woke i can muster into this one show and then i’ll never have to be woke again
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This show being the antithesis of Digger…
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Futurama did it 15 years ago
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elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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Shes said so little about politics her pr team is trying to link her to any well-received political news anywhere in the world lmaoooooo
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Like i dont think this is a case of American arrogance in general it is specifically a case of HER arrogance
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God, I see what you are doing for others, etc
Cae el gobierno de Serbia y gana Lula en Brasil POR FIN BUENAS NOTICIAS EN EL MUNDO
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doofenshmirtz
evil guy with ocd who keeps having intrusive thoughts that he's actually a good person
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I fucking love this video
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martian manhunter after 6 months with the JLI
my mom opened the fridge and was like "are you hungry? i made beef stroganoff" and then looked around some more for about 30 seconds before saying "beef strokin' off" and then shaking her head at herself in disappointment
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For the 17th year in a row, Lane Pryce ranks as the #1 Halloween costume in America among both men and women
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shah rukh khan chalo line mein khade ho jao
We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.
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Diana, stop flirting with your coworker's girlfriend xd
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A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.
the reason moby-dick remains such a vital piece of human art is that it addresses what is probably one of humanity's greatest collective atrocities, the genocide of the whales, with an ambivalence it cannot itself fully articulate. melville is distraught, but he can't explain why
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Superman vs. Nick O'Teen (all three commercials, 1980-82) Animated by Eric Goldberg at Richard Williams Animation Studio, with Steve Hudson as the voice of Superman
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actually, there's an even better choice
move aside, i know who to send
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move aside, i know who to send
Replying to @REDR09IN
the attack on dctwt lesbians..... we need to send tim drake to fight this war
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Cishet white man with weird glasses at the comedy night called himself “lesbian jeffrey dahmer” i fear we went too far with telling men that they look like lesbians we need to wrap it up
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These men are getting wayyy too comfortable like no you dont look like a lesbian you look like a fucking dork
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