two years away from being two years away

Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2016
obviously stupid from its premise and designed to rage bait and yet: robert plunket, charles portis, halle butler, percival everett, pynchon, etc. I say this as someone who grew up in london, there is nothing more sacred to english people than breathing in their own importance
The Great Flatsby: why American novels aren’t funny 🇺🇸😐 ✍️ me in @spectator spectator.com/article/why-am…
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excited to be visiting home again and to be reminded that england is not a real place
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laundromat TV is so cool. just saw five minutes of TODAY with Jenna and Sheinelle and heard a very East London author say “first step was I spunked a bunch of ideas into a notes app” which I’m sure only aired bc no one on staff knew what that means
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I walked by clown school and everyone knew you
Tired of rejection and the pressure to get everything right, a new generation is discovering the cathartic release of clowning. Big shoes not required. on.wsj.com/4cgkq2S
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your reminder that we are in show week and that we are very proud of the show! it’s fun, it’s funny and has at least joke about the 1995 comedy-drama Boys on the Side. Be there!
hello! my sketch team, Young Douglas, has written a play called Let’s Rob Drew Barrymore’s House and it’s going up at the New York Theatre Festival! we are very proud of it, and you can see it this Tuesday @ 6:15, Friday @ 4 and Saturday @ 9! youtu.be/1G7tq36cL8Q?si=13Kv…
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hello! my sketch team, Young Douglas, has written a play called Let’s Rob Drew Barrymore’s House and it’s going up at the New York Theatre Festival! we are very proud of it, and you can see it this Tuesday @ 6:15, Friday @ 4 and Saturday @ 9! youtu.be/1G7tq36cL8Q?si=13Kv…
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It was also my birthday and I got engaged to the love of my life
If you're a socialist Knicks fan who loves soccer and lives in a rent-stabilized apartment, June 2026 could end up being the best month of your life
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THEY WERE DOWN 29 POINTS
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FIRST CHILD GETTING NAMED OG
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back on the Story Pirates podcast adapting some wonderful kids’ writing and talking about dinosaurs, pits filled with spicy stuff, and the importance of peer review! open.spotify.com/episode/3qL…
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HEYYYYYYYYYY
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when the women of london are going through it:
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delighted to make my @DesignObserver debut with a piece perfect for the holiday season - talking about AI, militarist creep, and weaponising Ghibli aesthetics for messaging that undercuts its humanist principles. porco rosso great though. designobserver.com/id-rather…
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✨Vince Staples’s Closet Picks! ✨
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need a new protomartyr tarpeian rock verse with “sports betting tweeters, protein bowl loaders” etc
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delighted to make my @DesignObserver debut with a piece perfect for the holiday season - talking about AI, militarist creep, and weaponising Ghibli aesthetics for messaging that undercuts its humanist principles. porco rosso great though. designobserver.com/id-rather…
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the vibe for 2026
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