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Dried clothes aren’t heavy, but I assure you, 1 big python is. Not to talk of 2.
You are a terrible liar and God will punish you as he’s already punishing Man Utd.
I slept in the same room with two big python unknowingly.
During my NYSC days, I served in Ogidi, Idemili. If you know Ogidi very well, especially around Iyi-Enu Hospital, you'll understand the tradition. They don't kill pythons in that community. If you mistakenly kill one, you're expected to give it a proper burial, just like a human being.
My landlady had already briefed me about their culture, so I was always careful. But I never imagined I'd experience it firsthand.
One particular day, I washed my clothes, spread them on the fence and went to church. I returned at night and went straight to pack my clothes. Without checking them properly, I gathered everything and dumped them on my bed.
Unknown to me, TWO BIG PYTHONS were hiding among the clothes!
I slept on the other side of the bed. Each time I rolled over and moved closer to the clothes, I felt something cold against my body. I assumed it was just some damp clothes that needed more sunlight.
The funny thing? I slept comfortably all through the night!
It wasn't until the following morning, when I started sorting out my clothes, that I discovered what I had been sharing my bed with.
TWO HUGE PYTHONS!
I screamed so loudly that I eventually fainted. My landlord had to come and remove them.
Imagine sleeping peacefully beside two pythons all night and waking up to discover your roommates! 😭
Till today, I still wonder what would have happened if I had rolled over to the other side of that bed.
My second encounter was in my kitchen 😱
Wow! They reported you? Lool, long may the chaos live, cos these "people" do not have an idea what they are unleashing
No ma'am.
I'm following instructions from above... my account will be heavily monitored ...
Even my posts will be scrutinised before you see it released.
I'm not gonna leave patients hanging, I'll refer them to some really great female doctors here and other platforms.
I swore the hippocratic oath and so I'll still fulfil my duty. I will refer very appropriately...
This is an important step by all the authorities involved.
Damilola Roland retweeted
Slightly related but 22 years ago the Indian Ocean tsunami killed over 200K people, some survivors Sri Lanka were saved cos they observed their animals closely:
-Elephants became agitated, trumpeting & started marching towards higher ground.
-Dogs refused to go outside.
-Birds began flying inland, away from sea, towards higher ground.
All these happened an hour or two before the tsunami struck.
Morale of Story: Observation no be crime.
Damilola Roland retweeted
“How do I manage these two talents without upsetting the dressing room”
As a man, your scouting skills need to be top-notch. 😂
I’ve been investing in this academy player for years, and now she’s finally ready to start big games. But last week, I stumbled upon an experienced player who plays the exact same position.
Coaches and ex-players on the TL, how do I manage these two talents without upsetting the dressing room? 😂
A 10-year compilation of all Barcelona exits from the Champions League.
This is Barcelona without Negreira 😭😭😭
Damilola Roland retweeted
This is something I can actually do! 😂 She hired bouncers for a day just to experience what celebrity life feels like.
Damilola Roland retweeted
Replying to @khanofkhans11_
This country dey mad me but this is exactly a psychological test that birthed all the marketing and sales books 😂😂😂😂
Damilola Roland retweeted
10years it is then🙌🏾.
Once they don’t restrict my liberty to travel and I have a job then ✌🏾.
Make I go use house deposit wey I Dey save travel go Maldives abeg. Life na 1💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
Damilola Roland retweeted
One of the perks of being jobless is it makes you very observant.
The dogs on my street are in a gang and i recently noticed they've ostracized one. i suspect it's because he tried to leave so he has been home more often now. i should learn dog coz this gist looks interesting

































