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I just wanna be happy!

South of Upendi.
Joined September 2009
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That Peter Obi of the Nigerian Democratic Congress (NDC), having satisfied the requirements of the law, is hereby declared the winner and is returned elected as President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.🥹
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Me looking at Americans actually make smart decisions about leadership. Nigerians please now!!!!!!! Vote Peter Obi! We deserve too!
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Two interesting things I discovered this week are: 1. That you can get genuine court affidavits online from the Nigerian Federal High Court. A genuine one, not the ones those roadside people give you. The website has all sorts of affidavits, even ones I didn't know existed. 2. The National Population Commission has a working portal. You can register your newborn online and get a certified birth certificate that is accepted worldwide. You can do all these things without any bureaucracy. For 1, visit: portal.fhc.gov.ng/ For 2, visit: vitalreg-selfservice.nationa… Joseph Adedeji
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Only you modeling, only you dj, only you hairdressing, only you party promoter. But the governorship work they’re paying you for, you no dey ever clock in.
I stepped away from the usual business of governance to walk the runway for the incredibly talented Ugo Monye at Lagos Fashion Week. Lagos continues to grow as a home for fashion, creativity and culture and I am always happy to support the people driving this growth.
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I really dislike the way Seyi Tinubu is inserting and infusing himself into artistic and cultural spaces, and the way people within those spaces are so willing to accommodate him, give him a pass, and allow him to infiltrate and move as though he is entitled to their platforms
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You’ll be fighting for Nigerians and Nigerians will be fighting you. I’m telling you fuel is expensive and you’re telling me it’s the same in the YUKAY. Is minimum wage per month also 40 Pounds? Dpmo please.
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sex is cool and all but have you ever experienced a new nigeria ruled by a credible leader born after it’s independence? vote PETER OBI.
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Vote Peter Obi. Peter Obi is not a thief.
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That's why hotels with suites and kitchenettes >>>>>>>>
One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.
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We never asked for it.
Vote Tinubu or lose Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway - Umahi dailypost.ng/2026/10/23/vote…
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Rich people were stealing indomie during lockdown, our athletes only had a pair of kits at the Olympics. Fucking disgraceful, kleptocratic and embarrassing bunch of people.
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Saying this in public without any repercussions or investigation by the cataract-afflicted eagle is one of the reasons why this country may never make it
We paid billions to be ministers under Tinubu, and that’s why he must complete 8 years so we recover our money. - Alwan Hassan, APC spokesperson
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I’m sorry but this contentification of everything cannot be our life now. We are in hell
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I’m curious to know why Nigerians think a president must “complete” 8 years before another president is sworn in. Don’t people realise that that’s almost a decade of their lives wasted because of bad leadership? Also, GEJ was there for 4 years, so why can’t Tinubu leave in 2027?
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Fellow Lagosians, At ₦2k per meal, it will cost you ₦6k per day, and therefore ₦8,700,000 to eat three meals a day for 4yrs. These are not square meals o, just "manage". If you have foolishly decided to sell your vote for less than ₦8.7m, you're an even bigger ozuor than imagined. As I have said repeatedly, @GRVlagos and I have plans to use everything Lagos State has - our population, our waterways, even our refuse - to make Lagosians more prosperous and live a life of abundance. We will use our organic waste to generate biogas for electricity, and Lagosians will be employed in those facilities. We will use the waste product of our biogas production facilities as fertilizer to produce much more food and significantly reduce the cost of food. We will burn our inorganic waste to generate more electricity, and even more Lagosians will be employed to run those facilities. We will recycle the waste product from the incinerators as building materials. We will provide free, qualitative education for all children of Lagos Taxpayers', to university level. We will provide free, accessible and comprehensive Healthcare to children and the elderly, initially, whilst drastically reducing the overall cost of healthcare to everyone else. We will provide a minimum of 100,000 high quality, yet affordable homes in four years to Lagosians, with LOW INTEREST mortgages. We will reduce the Average Commute Time (the amount of time spent in traffic), by at least 50% within our first 18 months in traffic, whilst simultaneously reducing the cost of public transport. Make a conscious, strategic decision today, to invest in a future where you will no longer struggle to feed yourself, much less your family. Vote for a future where you can start achieving your dreams, hopes and aspirations, and begin to realistically dream bigger dreams. Vote for a future where you and your children are much safer and much more secure in ANY part of Lagos State, because we will provide much better welfare for all security agents working in Lagos State, starting from much better residential accomodation, to better working facilities and conditions, to much better welfare. Vote for @GRVlagos. Vote for ADC. If we all work together, we can Make Èkó Great Again. Warmest Regards, Babatunde Olalere Gbadamosi ADC Lagos State Deputy Gubernatorial Candidate #VoteGRV2027 #VoteADCLagos #TakeYourFitnessSeriously #MakeEkoGreatAgain #MEGA2027
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You Won't Believe These Actors Played These Characters
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"Don't ruin relationships over politics" I'm going to burn the relationship and throw the ashes in the sea. It's politics to you people, it's quality education to some, it's quality healthcare to some, it's financial independence to some, it's being safe and alive for some.
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Have I seen a similar story a million times ? Yes. Will i watch this movie? Of course.
A no-nonsense bodyguard (Leighton Meester) is hired to protect a charming action star (Jared Padalecki) over the holidays. Falling for him? That's where things get complicated. GUARDING STARS, based on Katherine Center’s bestselling novel The Bodyguard, premieres November 18.
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I am not only in support. It is my wish!
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PLEASE GO AND COLLECT YOUR PVCs!!! All this noise and insults will be for nothing if you do not actually vote!!!!!!!!!!
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