2018 in a nutshell... Stop World I Want To Get Off!!! im a host of both Podcast vs Podcast and Everyone Is Jonas. email me. he/him. avatar by @BLOODSADx
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uhh thats a pretty serious claim, i hope you have harder evidence than "oh there just MUST HAVE BEEN some magic in that old silk hat"
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(guard returning to patrol) huh. must have been the lingering scent of her shampoo
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If there was some magic in that old top hat they found that’d be sick as hell
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Yo I’m outside meet me out here, don’t waste my time bring the money, you’ll know me. I look like pompompurin. Yeah the Sanrio character. Right yellow dog who looks like a flan. Brown beret yeah. Yeah I am cute thank you. I’m outside.
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onlyfans model promoted tweet: If you were saw me in my foyer..would sex with me, horny style?
me [chocolate pudding all over face and shirt] NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would say a fucking meme 😁
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Getting to Mars is just the beginning. We need to make sure the settlers have the shittiest sense of humor imaginable
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GUY WITH EYEPATCH: I don’t abide Jokers in my company Mr. Bond.
BOND: I’ve been told I have a good sense of humor. [flips cards]
BALATRO CROUPIER: One pair. Fours. 6.735e65 points. Mousier Bond wins again.
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Taking a little break from all the Thanksgiving festivities to go down to the basement and work on my Evil doll
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im serious, try having a conversation with an american for more than a half hour and see how often they mention thanksgiving being a holiday that happens every year in late november. make a drinking game out of it.
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americans are OBSESSED with having thanksgiving in late november. theyre unimaginably horny for it and they will never shut the fuck up about how they celebrate thanksgiving in late november.
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viral post on 2021 Twitter: my therapist just told me that kids play hide and seek because it’s a socially acceptable way to dissociate and I—
viral post on 2024 Twitter: the fact that winter and summer happen in the same year is so crazy
