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andrew

@fenton

standard issue midwestern dad

 Madison, Wi.
Joined May 2007
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STOP EATING LIKE THERE'S GOING TO BE A 2050 FILL A ROLLED UP PIZZA WITH BREAKFAST BURRITOS AND FRENCH KISS THE END OF THE WORLD
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Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones bit.ly/39Xgcu4
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An update on John
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hey @BRANDONWARDELL a couple months ago you were really high and tweeted "could someone put sad hank hill clips over Holocene by Bon Iver" happybirthday
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Protesters delayed a speech by 7 minutes. In reaction, the powers that be made protesting grounds for expulsion. apnews.com/866eec6efb9841088…
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<script> let PM = "signed"; if (PM === "signed") { let CODING = "4 All"; } </script>
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Babes, booze, and blowin' up stuff. Ain't that America. You and me.
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Vertical tasting...
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She literally paid everyone in the room #noDevos
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Another Trump is so right and yet so wrong moment... teapawt.net/BraddJaffy/status/8280…
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@BraddJaffy4 Feb 2017
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O'Reilly: “Putin’s a killer.” Trump: “...we’ve got a lot of killers. What do you think—our country’s so innocent?”
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Read Donald Trump's inspiring remarks about MLK Jr. this AM at an event about Black History Month
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Have a great day ya dingus!
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We are all going for a very wild ride for the next few months. So good luck and drink all the cold beer you can get your hands on.
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My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchama-jigger, I'm nothing.
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He love party.
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btw I doubt anyone is going to top this quote today teapawt.net/BraddJaffy/status/8086…
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@BraddJaffy13 Dec 2016
Priebus: “The good lord didn't put oil in all freedom-loving democracies across the world, and yet—Rex Tillerson was able to make this work”
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Donald Trump, with 46 percent of the vote, is the first sore loser to be elected president interc.pt/2fG4lUN by @RobertMackey

Donald Trump, With 46 Percent of the Vote, Is the First Sore Loser to Be Elected President

We might be in for something unique in American history: the first winner of a presidential election who is unable to shake the feeling that he's a loser.

theintercept.com
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Dylan@DCrolly24 Oct 2016
Spoilees. @ComedyBangBang @WalkingDead_AMC
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