McFookwit

I’ve decided to form a choir for Christmas so if anyone wants to join, let me know So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I

Apparently, it’s some sort of spice seasoning. The missus wasn’t impressed.

This better not go to penalties as I’ve got to be in work in eight hours

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Those that say the Bible is the greatest story ever told obviously never heard about my night in Amsterdam with a bag of Coke, three midget hookers and a one eyed donkey.

They walk amongst us 🙈

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Nothing was stirring, not even a mouse I knew I should have bought a carbon monoxide detector

It’s time for it’s annual outing

Morning

Finally T-shirts in my size