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McFookwit

@fookwit_

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 England, United Kingdom
Joined October 2016
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Scary driving about this morning. #snow
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I’m totally disgusted at last night’s result. We only managed a poor 1-1 draw against what’s basically a third world pub team. Makes me ashamed to be Macedonian.
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Got the treats ready for the kids later.
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People wonder why ships are referred to as "she" when the answer's obvious. As soon as they come in to port they head for the buoys, they often reach astonishing weights. They make one hell of a noise and cost a fortune trying to make them look pretty for a man.
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It’s so hot I’m sweating like a Man Utd player on a domestic abuse charge.
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Never do anything you are not prepared to explain to a paramedic.
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Always the victim 😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣
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If you own a parrot and you haven’t taught it to say “Help, they’ve turned me into a parrot” then you’re wasting everyone’s time.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Until I got married I never realised there was a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge.
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Replying to @bigfrankbutch12
@misslarrydavid_ @bigfrankbutch12
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