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Twitter's favourite Afrikaner.

South Africa
Joined August 2024
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Please read my pinned tweet. 🙏🏼
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Donald Trump trying to internalize Ross Douthat's questions.
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The senator cannot answer your question right now on account of being braindead. Try again later.
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Me responding to the simplest job interview questions:
Senator Mitch McConnell reacts to the midterm election results.
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Corgis are deceptively fast!
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Eagles, you need to buy this running back. 🔥
A rogue Corgi at the Panthers-Broncos game now has the Week 9 lead for missed tackles
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Most men are too stupid to appreciate Austen.
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Jane Austen is a Great Author because she understood human nature and the human condition in it’s varied facets and portrayed them brilliantly
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I made an audition tape that will result in me being named the next James Bond.
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I finally Saw Everything and unfortunately the only point I really want to make about it concerns the only part of the movie I consider a True Spoiler, so I will share my thoughts in a reply.
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All the "I voted for this" tweets may not age well.
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Replying to @fredemonium
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Take your shivving like a man.
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♀️: I hate pornography because it objectifies and degrades women. 🤓: Okay, but what if we make the man a horned centaur who uses his horn to penetrate his lady in a bed of phlox? ♀️: Squeee, take all my money 😍
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Forgiveness is not optional for Christians.
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Jokes are only offensive if they don't land.
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There isn't that much botox on the planet
YOU JUST CREATED A MILLION JENNIFER WELCHES
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Confession: I'm writing a novel. Urban fantasy. St. Louis. Phoenixes and muses. 25,000 words in, Act 1 done, finished draft by the end of the year. I'll share pieces here. No spoilers. Yes, there will be rain.
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They're forcing my son to read this.
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