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βYou made your bed, now lie in it.β
You think thatβs a threat? Iβll go lie in it right now.
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In the late 80s, you could just decide to start wearing a beret and no one would say anything.
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H: have you taken into consideration that MAYBE the world doesnβt revolve around you?
M: LOL no
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Guess I'll find something interesting to watch on Netflix so I can fall asleep and miss most of it as usual.
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why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast. It's just an onion man why don't you relax
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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
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Do you ever look at someone and go βIβm so fucking glad youβre someone elseβs problemβ












