@hellisrebuke
 they/he ✨ 30s ✨ mdni
Joined March 2019
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adiba@7806136h
carrie-anne moss posts like a facebook mom but nothing is gonna stop me from shooting my shot
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surya@narivaaaal19h
the problem i’m having is that my fundamental belief is that fanfic is meant for exploring any kind of concept w/ any level skill & writers are allowed to write abt whatever they want but it’s hard to stand by these beliefs when everyone only writes things that piss you off
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the reason shane gets a career ending injury is the same reason that authors give ilya antidepressants that make his dick stop working, because it is narratively interesting to take something important away from a character and see what they do
fable ⭑@ghosttotheparty22h
got this ask on tumblr thought i’d share it + my answer here (more in thread) <3
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Hal 🇲🇦💗@kewmaxi00Oct 26
They call him 007 0 Goals 0 Assists 7 Children before the age of 30
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van@mexicanesnupi11h
mini #hollanov smau where 35 yro shane is ilya’s (25 yro) landlord
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ellie@ellmercuryOct 26
i think we all need to go back to reading the books because shane was pissed at ilya for this right until the moment ilya admitted that he was just jealous and the next thing shane said was "keep going" like my god these two are idiot4idiot and shane was SMUG about all of it pls
fran🏒@IlyasCigaretteOct 26
“i could’ve died. the reporter could’ve died” might be the funniest thing ive ever read because what do they think happens when a puck hits the glass in a game?? do they think we’re losing 10-25 spectators per game?? what’s the total casualty count for the playoffs?? 😭😭
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stevie🌃@shanesitineraryOct 26
“ilya was lying about the 9 inches” no baby. i refuse to believe that manwhore ilya rozanov was lying about that when he was community dick and everyone was begging to bounce on it.
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I keep thinking "The reporter could have died. The reporter could have been gay, bi, etc"
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van@mexicanesnupiOct 26
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spooky mellie 🎃@uhbuckyOct 26
hey did I do the trend right
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🦇@brayismOct 26
dom bottom shane send tweet
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we said "being closeted is not a moral failing' and so they started romanticizing the closet
🪱 seeing olivia@jellygouacheOct 25
two diabolical comments I found on this
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jj 🦆@mclrnshitpostsOct 25
Harvey Milk said that ‘if a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door.’ The eradication of the closet has been an ambition of queer liberation movements since forever. I’m saddened that there are people framing its endurance as a happy ending.
isa@ffe2ffOct 25
Replying to @crashcrowns
dude i wish i was kidding
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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morgan ツ
@onherowntourOct 25
mini #hollanov smau new purchase 😍
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mj@asexualkermitOct 25
shane thinking “my man my man my man” in his head
👩🏾‍💻@pinkstapeOct 24
shane pretending to struggle.... #yum
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listen i was also once an overly-combative internet guy and am still very opinionated. However some of you have got to stop arguing with people online every fucking day it'll just make you miserable and annoy everyone around you. start moving like this
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fucks me up so bad that, in book canon, earlier in the day was one of the few times they’d had sex facing each other, and ilya had to make it a special request “i’d like to look at you tonight, i think”. then he gets it AGAIN just for everything to implode
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Polina@_drolerieOct 25
mini #hollanov smau "Ottawa Centaurs plays Wordle"
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