@highlarrious

I’m a comedian. Turrible tweeter, but I’m awesome! Book me, or whatever.

 Asheville, NC
Joined November 2012
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Dolly Parton
@DollyParton16 Sep 2021
Me, after I win an argument.
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I don’t know how to New York.
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Hackensnax@BodyByChzburger3 Sep 2021
All I know is successful people don't get stranded in Fairfield, OH without enough money for a rental car.
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Brian King@BKINGBLINGBLING25 Jun 2021
i kinda want one of the mlk hawks jerseys but I don’t wanna look like pelosi in the dashiki
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Free comedy show June 17 celebrating PRIDE! Featuring @highlarrious from the @netflix original "Dumplin'"
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We smoked not one but TWO joints in line for the Whataburger. Delicious last night. Today.. it is Nottaburger for me.
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I'm raising money for Bridgette’s Hospital Costs. Click to Donate: gofundme.com/f/bridgettes-ho… #GoFundMe

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Depression is a hell of a drug...
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Jenni
@hashjenni16 Apr 2021
I really be having 500 things to do and I go lay down
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Oh, yay! I finally stopped bleeding!! Hooooray!!! April Fools!!
Millennials yelling at Gen Z like "get off my parents' lawn"
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Ian Aber@ABearComedian3 Mar 2021
Too many sheet pan meals thinking they one-pot dinners
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Hey @Facebook my account has been hacked! And the security codes to fix it are being sent to the hacker!! HELP!
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Jared Freid
@jtrain5623 Jan 2021
I’m such a procrastinator that I’ll write things I’ve already gotten done onto a list just so I can cross them off.
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Dolly Parton
@DollyParton19 Jan 2021
This year my birthday wish is a call for kindness. We can’t just hope for a brighter day, we have to work for a brighter day. Love too often gets buried in a world of hurt and fear. So today, January 19th, let’s get to unearthing love ❤️ dolly.lnk.to/75thBirthday
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Ian Aber@ABearComedian18 Jan 2021
Say it with me "I WILL NOT SQUANDER MY GIFTS TODAY!!!!"
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Daaammmnnnn!!!
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ray 🌈@sailormoon66697 Dec 2020
Jupiter and Saturn will align for the first time in 800 years. Idk if planets aligning for the first time in 800 years is a good sign for 2020 sounds like some dark crystal shit to me
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Has anyone else been plagued by holiday sausage ball induced nightmares? Or is that just me?! 🎄🎅🏽🧐🥺😂🎄🎄🎄
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