@highlarrious

I’m a comedian. Turrible tweeter, but I’m awesome! Book me, or whatever.

 Asheville, NC
Joined November 2012
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Dolly Parton
@DollyParton16 Sep 2021
Me, after I win an argument.
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Hackensnax@BodyByChzburger3 Sep 2021
All I know is successful people don't get stranded in Fairfield, OH without enough money for a rental car.
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Brian King@BKINGBLINGBLING25 Jun 2021
i kinda want one of the mlk hawks jerseys but I don’t wanna look like pelosi in the dashiki
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Free comedy show June 17 celebrating PRIDE! Featuring @highlarrious from the @netflix original "Dumplin'"
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Jenni
@hashjenni16 Apr 2021
I really be having 500 things to do and I go lay down
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Millennials yelling at Gen Z like "get off my parents' lawn"
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Ian Aber@ABearComedian3 Mar 2021
Too many sheet pan meals thinking they one-pot dinners
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Jared Freid
@jtrain5623 Jan 2021
I’m such a procrastinator that I’ll write things I’ve already gotten done onto a list just so I can cross them off.
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Dolly Parton
@DollyParton19 Jan 2021
This year my birthday wish is a call for kindness. We can’t just hope for a brighter day, we have to work for a brighter day. Love too often gets buried in a world of hurt and fear. So today, January 19th, let’s get to unearthing love ❤️ dolly.lnk.to/75thBirthday
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Ian Aber@ABearComedian18 Jan 2021
Say it with me "I WILL NOT SQUANDER MY GIFTS TODAY!!!!"
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ray 🌈@sailormoon66697 Dec 2020
Jupiter and Saturn will align for the first time in 800 years. Idk if planets aligning for the first time in 800 years is a good sign for 2020 sounds like some dark crystal shit to me
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Derick@whoaitsderick23 Nov 2020
if food want u to chew it all the way, why it taste good? 🤔
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rachelle@rchlltrmn21 Aug 2020
can’t believe daddy issues girls get all the attention when it’s us mommy issues girls you should watch out for
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Katie Hughes@katiebruise15 Sep 2020
"TFW your babysitter needs a babysitter." Check out my album! It debuted at #1 on iTunes. The Comedy Bureau called it "a joyful surprise" and a "satisfying listen." Available almost everywhere. 800PGR.lnk.to/KatieTW
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Tim Dillon
@TimJDillon16 Sep 2020
The very funny @katiebruise opened for me last year in Florida. She’s a killer. Go check out her new album! 800pgr.lnk.to/Katie
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Katie Hughes@katiebruise3 Sep 2020
Y’all! I am so excited that my debut stand-up album “Queen of the Castle” will be playing TWICE tomorrow September 4th on siriusxm @siriusxmcomedy CHANNEL 99- #RawDogComedyRadio check it out at 2 PM & 10 PM (EST)… instagram.com/p/CEsDzN4J0GG/…
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Check out this great list from @PasteMagazine! Proud to have been a part of 9 of these albums. @aishaalfa @chanel__ali @Jackiefabulous @DinoArchie @TimNorthern @charlalauriston @ginayashere @EJthecomic pastemagazine.com/comedy/sta…
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S A M M Y@samuelhmorrison28 Mar 2020
I’m very very very very high but y’all ever tried eating just straight bags of semi sweet chocolate chips?? wow.
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Katrina Davis@katrinasivad26 Mar 2020
My entire life my mom has been telling me how the average American doesn’t have the savings to withstand losing more than two paychecks and right now I feel like that’s all I see. 💔
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We got the FERAL HOGS tour tonight! Come see @highlarrious Bridgette Martin and @arithespy LIVE!
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