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Joined October 2012
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You literally never know what’s going to piss a toddler off😭
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I wonder how many people have gone home after meeting me and thought β€œwhat the fuck was that”
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sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue
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2026 and still obsessed πŸ₯°
β€œScrubs,” a new medical comedy television show, premieres on NBC.
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Chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute
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what a year this week has been
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ese amigo q tiene la ropa llena d pelo d gato
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La peor parte d ser mujer es secarse el pelo dios que embole encima ni siquiera puedo mirar un video, solo somos el ruido del secador, las voces de mi cabeza y yo
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halfway through my first coffee and already thinking about the energy drink in my fridge
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Signed up for @paramountplus just so I can watch All Grown Up πŸ˜‚
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"you can't be mad about it forever" do not test me
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i knew from a young age i was weird and unfixable
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every day i wake up and look in the mirror and say be gentle with yourself today you stupid fucking bitch
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Toddlers πŸ˜‚πŸ₯Ή
ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy
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β€œyou’re so quiet” thanks, i want to go home.
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WRONG. It’s literally everything else in the house 😫
you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat
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When you're hungry but all the food in the house needs to be cooked
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I was an extremely guilty child, constantly wracked with shame. I'm happy to report that this trait has not translated to my daughter, who just fumbled a large watermelon, watched it explode on the ground, and declared "oh well, it was heavy."
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My cat is so annoying. Bro, you've known me for 9 years. I've never forgot to feed you breakfast. We don't need to go through this every morning
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