president of the valerie cherish fan cubs / actually quebecois / i know nothing about nothing / geriatric millennial

Joined August 2015
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Replying to @iamjacobblank
when I’m offered the acegot cake:
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 25
I do have to ask as an old person: what kind of show is this Ethan Klein thing? Why would an audience sit through the hosts just talking about a water bottle for this long? Because of this affair thing I’m seeing a ton of clips from the show and is it really just banter for hours? Reminds me of FM radio drive time shows but those would mostly play music and do the banter in between songs. Or are these clips not representative of the thrust of the stream? What am I missing?
Ethan accidentally brings in Tamara's water bottle and struggles to keep calm once confronted.
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I realize it may not be common knowledge that in 2008 before Glee, Lea Michele debuted her Anthony Bordain inspired travel show where she traveled from Manhattan to Queens as a “borough travel junkie” for exactly one (1) episode that has been mostly scrubbed from the internet
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If this song was released today it would be called 2009
Released in 1996 as the second single from Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, “1979” became the Smashing Pumpkins' biggest American hit, reaching No. 12 on the Billboard Hot 100 and No. 1 on both the Modern Rock Tracks and Mainstream Rock Tracks charts. The album was eventually certified 10× Platinum in the United States. “1979” was almost left off the album: producer Flood gave Corgan a final deadline to complete the unfinished song or remove it from the record. Corgan went home, finished the lyrics that night, and returned the next day with a new demo that convinced Flood to keep it. Billy Corgan wrote the track as a nostalgic reflection on adolescence and the transition into adulthood. Although the title refers specifically to the year Corgan was 12, the song is less a literal autobiography than an idealised reflection on what it felt like to be young.
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INTERRACIAL????
Paul Dennison and his lover Joshua Raymond Smith gained internet fame as an interracial LGBTQ+ couple celebrated for their affectionate posts and striking height difference.
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"Contrary to popular belief trannie crank was neither a mechanic nor a drug dealing transexual which I'm sure was a big surprise to the addicts in need of a new transmission"
Trannie Crank North Carolina, Deaths, 1931-1994
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A documentary about the murders on RuPaul’s fracking ranch called Ru Can See Everything
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it’s so important to be in community with #fatguys
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this is dark
David Harbour and Delaney Rowe were spotted together again.
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The move is not to say "my favorite artist isn't a shitty person anymore," it's to say "I don't care if they're a shitty person as long as the art is good."
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turned my 19 year old co-worker pro-abortion
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Okay I will allow it just this once
i really would like to never hear about ethan klein ever again in any context if at all possible
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*talking to my tattoo artist*: uhhh so can you make sure to really bring out the purple in the bags under my wife's eyes
I DIDN'T THINK THIS HORRENDOUS TATTOO COULD GET ANY FUNNIER BUT HERE WE FUCKING ARE LMFAOOOOO
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Amanda Palmer, the human trafficker?
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her line delivery in this... I can just imagine the camera cutting straight to her in the Oscars audience, surrounded by applause, right before her name is announced as the winner
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😭😭😭
jessica wild photoshoot for her fake book cover where she's completely lost in the challenge and the photographer trying to direct her asks "what are you thinking about?" and the complete terror in her voice answering "my dreams...?" KILLS ME
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They both look like they’d enjoy mall drag
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Scum like this need to be disciplined severely
Airbnb hosts are melting down over a new policy banning them from making guests complete tasks that “would typically be performed by a cleaner,” like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” Read the full story: buff.ly/GHU32S5
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They say some people have a face for radio but little did they know someone could lack the voice for that too. Matthew Ygelsias it’s time to turn yourself into dog food.
Hasan: "What does it say for your credibility on foreign policy issues if you've got the two biggest foreign policy issues of our lifetime, Iraq and Gaza, both wrong?" Yglesias: "I don't know that those were the two biggest foreign policy issues of our lifetime..."
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