Hello everyone just realise some of my favourite people still follow this account - maybe you prefer it to my OG? 😬😮 Anyway, if you do enjoy the silence, cause I'm not on here really v much

@JcwannabeGooner hello. This is my account I opened when I was hacked. Your hacker person blocked my normal account on your account.

@DavidDidau hi there. Just noticed that you are one of the many that were blocked by crypto cod on my normal account. I've dusted round and put out a red carpet, but if you want to come back

Back @icod

Why am I on my fake account?!

He he

Christ, if we did a check of every person, expecting perfection..

Ones with ejaculation get extra points

Gemini has just been giving me orthodontic advice. It was quite useful actually.

Because someone drawn a dick on it.

Although I got some amazing pale pink wide leg crop jeans there last year

Phew. Was worried

@anna_bobs happy birthday mate. I've gone back to my original account now and I suddenly realised I hadn't seen you for ages.

No adverts and you can edit

Oh why?! Because I'm a secretly a racist hashtag hope not

You expect nothing less

Lol. Ikr. I'd better bin it.

Ooh good reminder

I'll whisper it very quietly though... I quite like Twitter premium