@invtym

Privacy engineer (pronoun “they”) who also likes fluffy cats. Tweets represent the views of your employer.

 Seattle, WA
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Joined April 2015
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Society: There are two boxes, “man” and “woman”. Which box do you belong in? Me: I fit in neither box. I am non-binary Society: Recalibrating Society: There are three boxes, “man” and “woman” and “nonbinary”. Which box do you belong in? Me: /o\
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Logging back onto this account one last time to say: I have now seen this music in its cinematic context and it was VERY funny
Steven Price@SteveBPrice10 Nov 2023
Had a lot of fun scoring Coyote Vs Acme. As no-one will be able to hear it now, due to bizarre anti-art studio financial shenanigans I will never understand, here is a bit of behind the scenes footage of our “Meep Meep” Roadrunner choir, with apologies to Tchaikovsky…
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There is also a secret fourth option: not using agents at all. If you do this, you can explain all the code that you wrote, because you actually wrote it. Saves a lot of time!
Gary Bernhardt@garybernhardtMay 18
It kind of feels like the choices right now are: 1) Provide minimal constraints to the agent. It makes slop. 2) Provide many constraints to the agent, but the more you constrain it the worse it performs in other aspects. It makes slop. 3) Use it like a glorified text editor.
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Jus soli citizenship without restrictions is one of the best features of the western hemisphere and allows you to multi-class your baby ahead of time.
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Everyone in the comments and quotes saying to fry in beef tallow instead of what will really make a difference which is to blanch fry, freeze then double fry until crispy. “Never frozen” is something you want for beef for your burgers but for fries freezing is crucial for texture
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my favorite picture of all time is from last christmas: my brother's demon cat, caught mid-jump, fiending for the costco ham while my aunt desperately tries to protect her cheese board. we had to take shifts to guard the ham
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It's time to try defining gravity
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not a movie but still my favorite example of this
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My fellow Americans: it is time to start thawing your turkey
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oh i love that decemberists song
the heart@Fredward394857617 Oct 2024
oh to be lowered into a toaster with you, my bread slice wife
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PEOPLE OF SEATTLE: Don’t miss your chance to see THE FALL, one of the most beautiful movies I’ve ever seen, on a big screen!
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OOOOOOOOOOO! who lives in a pineapple under the sea? sla-voj ži-žek! subsisting purely on ideology! sla-voj ži-žek! if hegelian nonsense is something you wish sla-voj ži-žek! then drop on the deck and flop like a fish sla-voj ži-žek!
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LISAN AL-GAIB
JP@jpbrammer11 Jul 2024
ironic Kamala fandom feels like group psychosis. which is historically how things get done around here
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the Chinese government establishing a single national timezone after the end of the civil war:
ash 🇦🇲@xpinkspacex5 Jun 2024
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youtube.com/watch?v=xwz4k4n1…
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once again, Apollo has struck with the dodgeball of prophecy newatlas.com/medical/tooth-r…

World-first tooth-regrowing drug will be given to humans in September

The world's first human trial of a drug that can regenerate teeth will begin in a few months, less than a year on from news of its success in animals. This paves the way for the medicine to be...

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brandAn is good@LeBearGirdle17 Aug 2017
[Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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"what does 'apollo has struck with the dodgeball of prophecy' mean"
A group of girls (labeled "random internet users just trying to be comedic") stand in a yard. They cower in fear, as another girl (labeled "Apollo") prepares to throw a dodgeball (labeled "the gift of prophesy") at them

ALT A group of girls (labeled "random internet users just trying to be comedic") stand in a yard. They cower in fear, as another girl (labeled "Apollo") prepares to throw a dodgeball (labeled "the gift of prophesy") at them

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Saw Furiosa. Here is my review: it is too loud
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The dialogue was too quiet to actually understand AND the action sequences were loud enough that it hurt until I used my 17 dB SNR earplugs AND one action sequence was painfully loud WITH THE EARPLUGS
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This is the content I log onto Twitter dot com to see
Joachim of Biore@tim_nich15 May 2024
Replying to @imso__bored @lakeeater
this is interesting but unfortunately for Mx. P-Orridge industrial music owes a great debt to James Brown via Kraftwerk and krautrock and is therefore a type of blues
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my experience is that most people who are opposed to "gender-neutral bathrooms" have one in their own home. very strange people.
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