Privacy engineer (pronoun “they”) who also likes fluffy cats. Tweets represent the views of your employer.
Seattle, WA
Joined April 2015
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Jus soli citizenship without restrictions is one of the best features of the western hemisphere and allows you to multi-class your baby ahead of time.
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Everyone in the comments and quotes saying to fry in beef tallow instead of what will really make a difference which is to blanch fry, freeze then double fry until crispy. “Never frozen” is something you want for beef for your burgers but for fries freezing is crucial for texture
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my favorite picture of all time is from last christmas: my brother's demon cat, caught mid-jump, fiending for the costco ham while my aunt desperately tries to protect her cheese board. we had to take shifts to guard the ham
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not a movie but still my favorite example of this
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OOOOOOOOOOO!
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
sla-voj ži-žek!
subsisting purely on ideology!
sla-voj ži-žek!
if hegelian nonsense is something you wish
sla-voj ži-žek!
then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
sla-voj ži-žek!
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YA CALL YOURSELF A SAILOR, YA AINT EVEN GOT A BOAT! I AINT EVER SEEN YA RIG A JIB OR WEIGH AN ANCHOR! HAUL A FOREBRACE, OR SOMETHIN! YER HALF LEGS AN' Y'AINT GOT AN OUNCE A' SEA IN EITHER OF EM! RECKON YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEEWARDS FROM YOUR EDWARDS, STARBOARDS FROM YOUR LARBOARDS~
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Rewatching Romeo + Juliet. it still rules. Shakespeare would have added car crashes and ecstasy and handguns if he had knew about them.
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dune part two if it came out in 2007
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have you ever thought "man I need to add action lines to an image"
tada:
moshitea.com/actionlines
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I think a good compromise on the TikTok ban legislation would be to not outright ban TikTok but instead regulate it by forcing a time limit of 6 seconds on each video.
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There is legit a recipe in this book called 'Come Out, Ye Rack of Lambs' and I just need people to be aware of that
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In those days, those born under an evil star were made to live as weapons. They were called "Gundam" - a word which means "human who has ceased to be human"
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thinking about becoming one of those intellectual right wing guys but for my daily life. in my kitchen, making macaroni cheese in a way that subverts the expectations of our woke society. calling it ‘dark mac’. ooh the cathedral doesn’t want me to add this parmesan
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The ultimate form of giving your little brother a controller that isn't plugged in:
Giving them a stadia controller.
