he/him | maryland hater

DMV to Boston
Joined July 2017
Boss up or get boss’d on
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I used to have this liberty biberty that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time 😭 I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
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What is Derrick White posting on TikTok 😭😭😭😭
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for the preservation of my mental health i need to eat pussy soon
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Everybody say what up to Wilyer πŸ‘‹ @RedSox
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They will create one million Masataka Yoshidas
Masataka Yoshida β€˜looks like a goner,’ according to @ChrisCotillo. The Red Sox could try and trade him or simply DFA him.
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I miss you so much
Everybody say what up to Wilyer πŸ‘‹ @RedSox
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Charlie Kirk died thinking Christian Yelich was an October choker
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how dudes with no play be analyzing their best friends relationship
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Wuold you still enjoy Pavement🎢 if stephen Malkmus had just One eye? πŸ‘οΈ #PavementTwt #MalkTwtShade
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This is just how I text John
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October 26, 1982
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I like how he’s kinda hitting the β€œwhat are we doing here”
Ian MacKaye with Turnstile during their concert on the National Mall in Washington, DC, this weekend, benefiting Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon. Turnstile's performance came 31 years after MacKaye's band Fugazi staged its own concert on the National Mall to protest budget cuts in Washington, DC. πŸ“Έ: @atibaphoto
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There’s a barricade lmaooooooooooooooo
Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [πŸ“Ή: Ayman Abdeldayem]
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Es mi nuevo video favorito
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What could he possibly add to this situation
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I’ve been listening to cum town
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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I’m willing to bet that that was the hottest the Middle East upstairs ever got
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