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A Saddam Hussein Cheesecake Factory would be electric.
β€œHe’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” β€” Obama
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Yard signs
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Happy two year anniversary of the best political event of all time.
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It's a little place we call the EEOB.
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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This is the energy I'm looking for. @Alex_Latcham_
πŸ”₯ New SLF ad running on Maine radio is a banger: "Troy Jackson is weird. If he'll [bleep] his own family, he'll [bleep] yours, too..."
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Her proper name at the moment is "Winged Liberty Figure"
More details on the Trump triumphal Arch: the eternal flame will be a torch held by the statue at the top of the arch reuters.com/world/virginia-c…
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You should probably check the overall scoreboard.
steven law has the washington DC disease of being a deeply unimpressive, third-rate professional and failing upwards anyway. scoreboard, you hack
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Me after hitting send and replying β€œPatriot” to one of my mutuals for the 100th time this week
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Incredible booking
"I had three beers, okay!" Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would β€˜fire all Republicans’. πŸ“Ί youtu.be/rcg4BzNXQxU @piersmorgan
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This is a very confusing tweet.
Mega Democratic donor @JohnMorganESQ hosting fundraiser for @ByronDonalds right now @RealDonaldTrump called in It's jokingly suggested: why not John Morgan for Press Secretary. #FlaPol
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This dude sucks.
#FloridaSenate James Fishback watches Angie Nixon speak at campaign event with his wife in Melbourne, FL Photo credit: @KingstonBooke
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Oh WOW a mobile billboard so crazy wow innovative wow.
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It's 2026 and he still has Lincoln Project in the bio.
Hey, JD, why not settle this the right way and challenge El-Sayed to meet behind the Waffle House after the Friday night game. Me, I’ll take the guy who was captain of every sports team he played on vs the pudgy guy cut from the golf team. How about it?
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It's doesn't matter how much it costs. It doesn't matter if it's easily accessible at the moment. What matters is that this EXISTS. Extrapolate from there.
Real life, baby
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This is a civilization changing moment. My God.
He really did it. He built a fucking flying car.
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This is world changing. Humans have actually moved into the future. I will never forget this day.
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster flips off a ramp and hovers back to the ground. "Flying cars are real."
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Funeral home in eastern Kentucky handing out UK basketball schedules is maybe the most Kentucky thing of all time.
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