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I’m still not convinced this isn’t a deepfake. It’s too, unbelievable.
Here's your quarterly reminder that @LindseyGrahamSC is a worthless, spineless, piece of shit that represents EVERYTHING that's wrong with politics. Plz watch his entire interview with Chris Wallace from this morning.
foxnews.com/politics/graham-…
New game show idea💡
Win $10,000,000,000 if you can understand these instructions for assembling a Thule roof rack.
I'm absolutely floored and sickened by what
@RobinhoodApp did today. They burned all good will & trust with their users. I don't for a second buy the bullshit reasons they're slinging.
Here's how to transfer your Robinhood account to another brokerage. robinhood.com/us/en/support/…
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I don't know how I would have survived this 4 plus year shitshow without my nightly #StephenColbert monologue fix. That guy's a national treasure.
Meanwhile, @MarcoRubio sips his Chateau Lafite.
The National Rifle Association says it has filed for bankruptcy and will seek to incorporate in Texas instead of New York. apne.ws/BsJQEK8
When my cookie timer goes off, Google Nest Hub plays this little ditty with kids cheering!
It’s those little big things that matter
Notice how many of these reporters have removed their mic jackets to hide their network affiliation. Can’t imagine what would happen if they were identified as CNN reporters.
Reading “SEARCHING FOR ROBOTS...” during my Roomba set-up has me kinda excited, but mostly terrified. 😬
