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Ewan

@jelly_pack

Chief Ghost Investigator and Reiki consultant at Heckler & Koch. https://teapawt.net/t.co/yt0SOo6C1x

 Aberdeenshire
Joined June 2009
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The “grudge” in question: Jair Bolsonaro kept a document in his computer with details on how to assassinate him after the military took power in Brazil
ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) profile pictureian bremmer
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nobody is disputing the charges against flavio bolsonaro (money laundering, corruption). the problem is 1) the timing, immediately after the election results came in, 2) by a judge who has a well-known personal grudge against the bolsonaro family and is under suspicion of association with daniel volcaro. does not change the election result as fully legitimate, as left and right wing leaders across the region have noted.
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alyx@alyxisalyxOct 28
“You have to listen to Joy Division!” Joy Division:
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Doctor: He’s got dementia. Melania: Don’t tell me it’s the g- Doctor: it’s the gay kind
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 27
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Everytime I watch a classic horror film I think. Why isnt this 8 hours long with a cliffhanger every hour?
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 27
HBO is officially developing ‘THE BIRDS’, a new series inspired by Alfred Hitchcock's film. Starring Sarah Snook, the series is a modern-day reimagining of the film set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center. (Source: Deadline)
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The al-Qassam Brigades:
חנן עמיאור Hanan Amiur 🇮🇱 (@hananamiur) profile pictureחנן עמיאור Hanan Amiur 🇮🇱
@hananamiurOct 27
הערבים עשו לנו 7 באוקטובר פוליטי
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too late, i have already depicted myself as 6 orderly barn owls and you as 4 shambolic kestrels
Alan Ball (@alanball101) profile pictureAlan Ball@alanball10126 Jun 2025
Its the poorest year for owls this year, due to lack of food, and I have ringed only a hundred of each of Barn Owls and Kestrels. So a big surprise on the Humber Bank to find 6 Barn Owl and 4 Kestrel chicks in the same nestbox ...and with uneaten prey items too!
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fourth google images result for "cambrian explosion" has no right to go this hard
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Why are they using the Currys map of Manchester
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Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 26
GTA VI’s map is expected to be the largest in the franchise and real world estimates show it’s almost the size of a UK city - City of Manchester = ~116 km² - GTA VI land area = ~100 km²
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Israeli Elections:
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 25
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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Gente o homem apontando a arma e a sombra dele parecendo uma saudação nazista meu Deus
☆Gostosa & Ordinária☆ (@miidulo) profile picture☆Gostosa & Ordinária☆@miiduloOct 26
Os homi ontem simplesmente apontando uma arma pra gente após resultados das eleições.. nosso crime? Gritar Lula da varanda rs 23h35 da noite Falaram que se aquela casa tivesse uma ocorrência iam pensar se iriam, e que quando a gente precisar é pra chamar o Lula rs
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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SLUG@generalslugOct 26
we need to stop platforming guys like this
patty bibi (@pattybibi88) profile picturepatty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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The key to understanding the modern right is that it wants a return to a system where your income determines how many votes you get.
Desmond Dixon (@stuckinbrazil) profile pictureDesmond Dixon
@stuckinbrazilOct 26
Lula won 51% of the popular vote but only 27% of the GDP presented from the states he won. Incredible The people that contribute the least to the society decide the future of the… 5th largest economy in the world. That’s as democratic as it gets
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prediction markets as the latest form of political propaganda intended to shape public opinion & create a false sense of inevitability teapawt.net/TheStalwart/status/211…
Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) profile pictureJoe Weisenthal
@TheStalwartOct 25
Is this shaping up to be one of the biggest prediction market whiffs of all time?
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Brazil (until all the puppies are imprisoned in a US-backed coup in a few weeks)
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eating green slop with my best friend
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Даже на приеме у ветеринара маленький бобер 🦫 по кличке Лютик занимается своей работой
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Dying soldier holding my hand: When we get back home we're gonna develop that game we've been talking about Me: Honestly the market is oversaturated, I don't see it working out
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