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I'm a bit pusher. I push bits.

USA
Joined October 2008
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Swaks release 20201010.0 available :: jetmore.org/john/blog/2020/1… :: Share and Enjoy!
I recently spoke with the amazing Kate Jetmore about the things that leave me #Breathless-- facing fear, writing your story, and love.♥️Listen here, lovelies: podcasts.apple.com/es/podcas…
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Swaks release 20190914.0 available (mostly bug fixes, source now available on github) :: jetmore.org/john/blog/2019/0… :: Share and Enjoy!
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OH: "I've got 99 problems, but I've closed 7 of them as 'won't fix'"
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You might think today's BASIC is JavaScript. You would be wrong, it is Minecraft.
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You can't trust the French. That whole fucking country is brainwashed into thinking eating real food and enjoying life is important.
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Replying to @nelhage
.@nelhage So before you add a feature, ask and answer true: What happens when this feature Comes back just to bite you?!
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Replying to @nelhage
.@nelhage let's sing the attack surface song! A feature is forever, rather like a pet~ Features bite and features take whatever they can get
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Geek productivity at work : how non-geeks thinks it works
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Windows not being UNIX can be a severe liability at times.
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Whew! They're blaming Neal Stephenson. oculusvr.com/blog/introduci… #dodgedthatone
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“I notice you are petting me. Did you know that I also have fuzzy ears, conveniently located on either side of my head, here and here?”
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"I wrote two lines of code yesterday. They were both wrong."
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If you think that “writing code” is the best thing ever, I suspect that you have yet to try “deleting code”.
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If someone doesn't share your optimism, it may be because they have a far better understanding of the situation than you!
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Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
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Wow, 3D printers are really coming along.
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We totally nailed hitting the third deadline we set. ;)
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We have the word "iff". Can we start using "inn", as in "this works inn the test environment"?
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