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I have a CD #SomethingSmellsFunny! I run 2 weekly shows #ComedyU & #JoseDynamiteAndFriends. PLUS Radio Sales Guy. Writer of AMAZING radio commercials.

Honolulu, HI
Joined July 2011
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If you don't know physics, you may die!
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Aren’t you an anchor baby?
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The education system keeps failing…people don’t know what majority even means.
AMERICA'S MAJORITY STAND WITH ROBERT F KENNEDY JR… DO YOU ?
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They did and he was able to answer coherently. Unfortunately there’s a large group of morons running around that don’t value education and they are legally allowed to vote, and here we are today. But it’s nice that your sign doesn’t have spelling errors.
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If @RealAlexJones said it’s real, then you know it’s 🐂💩
Trump knows Iran has THE BOMB…..
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If you believe @RealAlexJones you’re also an idiot. And I’m surprised you’re intelligent enough to read.
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Come laugh your junk off with some of the funniest comedians in town. This lineup is cleaner than your garage (after your mom yells at you). 📍 Blue Note Hawaii 📅 Wednesday April 16 ⏰ 7PM 🎟️ bluenotehawaii.com
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What’s the best dump you’ve ever taken?
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Don’t get stuck missing a show! Tues. Feb. 11 at Slack Key Lounge Tues. Feb. 25 at Blue Note Hawaii Mon. Mar. 4 at Blue Note Hawaii Fri. Mar. 7 at Pasadena Ice House Sat. Mar. 8 at Pasadena Ice House LINK TO TIX linktr.ee/josedynamite
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I’d be honored to know that you even knew who I am.
if i die in the operating room tomorrow just know i thought about throat punching most of you.
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LOL!
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I just had a good call with President Trump. Canada is implementing our $1.3 billion border plan — reinforcing the border with new choppers, technology and personnel, enhanced coordination with our American partners, and increased resources to stop the flow of fentanyl. Nearly 10,000 frontline personnel are and will be working on protecting the border.   In addition, Canada is making new commitments to appoint a Fentanyl Czar, we will list cartels as terrorists, ensure 24/7 eyes on the border, launch a Canada- U.S. Joint Strike Force to combat organized crime, fentanyl and money laundering. I have also signed a new intelligence directive on organized crime and fentanyl and we will be backing it with $200 million.   Proposed tariffs will be paused for at least 30 days while we work together.
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Holiday lookalikes are the gift that keeps on giving.
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Why are people too lazy to look this shit up themselves? time.com/7006338/imane-kheli…
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