Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23) header
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23) profile picture

Once had a meme published in The NY Times

Joined February 2011
Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)Photo by Briar Jacob Ray🕷 (@jschaeff23)
"People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things." Leonardo da Vinci
4
4
44
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
What were the chances that two baseballs would collide in the air like this 😮
74
275
22
2,272
763,466
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Oh it was PISSED 😭😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a staged comedy video by Nick Reid titled "How to fail an AI Job Interview," not a real Burger King hiring process. BK says they believe it's fake and no US/Canada franchisee uses such a tool. $4/hr is below federal minimum wage $7.25. x.com/BurgerKing/sta… x.com/nickreidx/stat… dol.gov/agencies/whd/m…
2,579
9,592
1,212
134,498
8,031,383
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Miami team bus trying to get Michael Irving home after the loss
161
832
93
13,050
1,064,021
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
You think you're about to read some idiot who believes he could come off the couch and compete against the best in the world. Instead, you read something brilliant:
150
936
59
30,891
2,149,150
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Now that I think about it we use to whoop on Arthur Smith in New Orleans
1
725
112
9,366
301,935
CFP committee watching Bama beat a 4-4 team
174
342
57
7,987
597,083
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Replying to @Super70sSports
In ‘87 I drank 4 Mickey’sBigMouths & 3 peach margaritas B4 seeing Beastie Boys on their Licensed to ILL Tour. On the way home on the freeway, I choked my buddy’s throat as he was driving b/c I didn’t like his insult & his car spun 360 degrees & kept going straight. Good times!
1
2
188
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Ohio State is being punished for playing a difficult schedule, while Notre Dame is being punished for not playing a difficult enough schedule. These teams are ranked right next to each other at 11 and 12. The CFP committee's logic is directly contradictory.
98
76
6
1,297
88,973
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Just gotta retire if your opponent hits you with this move 💀
672
1,939
561
23,345
8,391,417
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Ohio State's resume vs Ole Miss, Kentucky, and Alabama with an emphasis on defense. Keep in mind, the CFP chair said Ohio State's 12 ranking had less to do with OSU playing a young quarterback and more to do with their defense.
160
395
38
2,949
194,242
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Replying to @chrisfallica
I dont hate the ranking if we're actually going to REALLY reward SOS, which we should. But then OSU (whos played 4 top 18 road games) is 12th! and Indiana who has similar SOS to ND is 4th.. its just an utter clown show
2
1
9
1,032
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Only SIX teams have won the yardage margin in every game: #1 Miami (7-0) #2 Georgia (7-1) #3 Utah (8-0) #4 Notre Dame (7-1) #5 UCLA (8-0) Nebraska (5-3)
142
333
104
4,096
399,612
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
I can’t believe we’re two months away from 2027 and the easiest way to save something as a PDF is still to lie to your computer and tell it you’re about to print it.
401
8,457
282
137,867
3,073,415
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Tough day for every jets fan except this guy
201
397
60
36,223
6,577,896
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Genuine question for Ohio State fans screaming for TSC. Do yall deadass think Ryan Day doesnt want to play a 6'4" talented more experienced QB from Ohio? Like do you realize what the gap had to be for Fahey to win the job?
76
26
10
1,335
86,052
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
LAMAR JACKSON
4
7
2,105
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
The problem is not only that he’s not an in-game coach, it’s that he’s totally oblivious to this blind spot. Ohio State’s last two championships were hugely aided by really good offensive coordinators and play callers in Chip Kelly and Tom Herman. Day is just burning through a lot of great talent with just the same in game issues over and over again. He’s underwater with the fanbase because it’s the same shit and nothing changes
He’s just not a good in-game coach. Always losing at the margins every time. Manages a program well, raises the floor because of that. But he brings the ceiling down by being a bad in-game coach who never adjusts
1
12
139
11,029
Leave Arthur smith and whoever is in charge of punt team in LA
64
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
I've never seen a league prepare everyone for losing more than the SEC this year. The Big Ten has played 9 since 2017. The Big 12 since 2011. The PAC 12 did it and was the reason they got screwed every year in the CFP era. There is no doubt a 9-3 team will get in but the nonstop whining about it is ridiculous
NEW: Texas head coach Steve Sarkisian says the SEC is cannibalizing itself with a nine-game conference schedule👀 "Any way you slice it, it’s eight more losses. So if you are fortunate enough to be part of that discussion from the committee, how much is the committee going to value one more conference game in the SEC, right?" He added: "To some degree we put the cart before the horse." (h/t @InsideTexas) on3.com/news/steve-sarkisian…
395
455
39
5,749
450,381
Briar Jacob Ray🕷 retweeted
Amy Acton is blind drunk.
375
630
92
6,408
444,348