Kerrin Egalka (@kerrinbeth) profile picture
New York, NY
Joined August 2008
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All my best friend wants for her birthday is @SenMcConnell*
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mind your own fucking business
Giraffes spend about 80 percent of their day eating.
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Switzerland will be spared.
🇨🇭Switzerland made it illegal to boil lobsters alive.
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Only one chance in this lifetime… Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him. I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.
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I have discovered my mother has over 100 apps on her iPhone. I asked her incredulously “do you just download everything?!?” “yes.” “Do you ever use these apps?” “No.” So this is what I am doing for the next two hours
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I might delete the App Store
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The longhorns are beautiful!!!
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Replying to @alltooriah
Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps
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The dumbest person you know is being told 'you are absolutely right' by some LLM right now.
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It's now faster to drive to Dallas and catch a flight than fly from IAH
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Worst Super Bowl for a guy named Drake since last year
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I’m dying over this email newsletter from The @spectator that mistakenly recycled this subhed from the day before (for an article that was actually about Iran)
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Single worst thing about forgetting headphones at home is having to listen to people chew on the train. Disgusting.
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I do not accept that tevas are trendy. I refuse.
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Glastonbury is the best because it’s all on bbc and I can watch it on my couch oh I’m a boomer wow
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Hey Girl is your Dad an Astronaut??Because I'm from Nasa. There has been a terrible accident at the Space Station and he is dead
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Shut the fuck up you old bitch
Siri, play “Bad Blood”
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Elon’s next tweet
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