Just like you, if you're a stay-at-home dad with ADHD that loves to say the word "sandwich"
Blue Island, IL
Joined March 2007
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I'm so proud of @bethanykj who has spent literally 25% of the time since Zelda Tears of the Kingdom was released playing it.
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What'd I do to deserve this ad? How is that even a shoe? Let alone a $1200 shoe. Why does that shirt have holes? It COSTS $165.
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My kid thinks I'm the worst because I'd rather she actually play video games than watch videos of other people playing them for a little bit.
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Got a new driving cap. "Things are looking bright, but not too bright" says E. instagr.am/p/CsBkEggLTO7/
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Mattie knocking em out of the park as usual. @Lubchansky thenib.com/potential-tucker-…
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I filed my taxes today but not before literally crashing the H&R Block software I was using. I guess my taxes were too taxing for it.
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I'm actually shocked that @walmart is closing the Chatham Ave. Walmart store this weekend. They just rebuilt it, and it's one of the nicest and best run stores that I visit. Closing Homewood, I understand, that place was the worst run store I visited.
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I happened to go like the second day after it reopened in November 2020. Honestly feels like a spiteful reaction to Brandon Johnson's election. Target already left the area a few years ago. Big companies like @walmart can afford the "loss" to keep stores like this open.
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Woke up around 1 am to crazy noise outside... Turns out it was firefighters using a gas powered demo saw to get at this garage fire. Peep the time lapse, pretty sure a guy rode up on a bike, started a fire and left. (I reported it already) instagr.am/p/Cq5tQ95LZdy/
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Cook County Elections switched from Sharpies (which bled through the ballots all the time) to PaperMate Flair exactly as I suggested to them after last election. I'm taking 100% credit, you're welcome.
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Pretty rich that @ComEd is telling me to protect MY finances when they are the ones bribing elected officials for sweetheart deals.
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I don't think I've ever shared one of these, but I'm particularly pleased with this one.
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