Justin Keeley-Jonker

Here's literal footage from the event he was re-enacting. Glad you're in a choir, though. youtube.com/watch?v=x8giUJbT…

Weird, these guys apparently went with that?

What'd I do to deserve this ad? How is that even a shoe? Let alone a $1200 shoe. Why does that shirt have holes? It COSTS $165.

Got a new driving cap. "Things are looking bright, but not too bright" says E. instagr.am/p/CsBkEggLTO7/

I happened to go like the second day after it reopened in November 2020. Honestly feels like a spiteful reaction to Brandon Johnson's election. Target already left the area a few years ago. Big companies like @walmart can afford the "loss" to keep stores like this open.

Woke up around 1 am to crazy noise outside... Turns out it was firefighters using a gas powered demo saw to get at this garage fire. Peep the time lapse, pretty sure a guy rode up on a bike, started a fire and left. (I reported it already) instagr.am/p/Cq5tQ95LZdy/

Me to my daughter and wife: Ok, get to the car, it's about to start raining! My daughter:

Cook County Elections switched from Sharpies (which bled through the ballots all the time) to PaperMate Flair exactly as I suggested to them after last election. I'm taking 100% credit, you're welcome.

Spring break cannot end soon enough. My daughter has become baby Colin Robinson.

This guy literally always looks like a bat shit crazy drunk uncle.

Pretty rich that @ComEd is telling me to protect MY finances when they are the ones bribing elected officials for sweetheart deals.