Just like you, if you're a stay-at-home dad with ADHD that loves to say the word "sandwich"
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NEW: Giving the keynote address at a GIS conference last month, former high school geography teacher Tim Walz talked about some of his favorite maps minnesotareformer.com/2024/0ā¦
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monotheistic deities donāt even let you build a tower to heaven anymore. due to wokeness
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What a very weird way of saying "More than half of Americans say it's likely they'll buy an electric car as their next vehicle."
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Possibly the single best moment of any State of the Union ever. Absolutely masterful.
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They don't always discuss politics
#aoc #118thCongress
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Please watch this movie trailer through to the very end so that you can experience the greatest title reveal of all time.
Watching this in a theater made me lose my mind.
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Performance Anti-Art.
Iām more and more convinced that the command to not take the Lordās name in vain has nothing to do with cussing and everything to do with thisš (HT: @DavidDark)
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Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump made $640 million while āworkingā in daddy Trumpās administration, and six months after leaving the White House, Kushner secured a $2 billion investment from a fund led by the Saudi crown prince.
That is what corruption looks like. Not some laptop.
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This popped up in my ads and I really think it needs to be towing a Russian tank. š
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in case you were wondering how things are going these days for the generation that attended kindergarten exclusively via zoom...
our 6yo has started surreptitiously playing wordle on his school-issued chromebook while in class and skyping us his score
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For those who think this #gasprice spike is somehow unique to only the United States and that the prez is the one somehow deciding to raise prices, it is a *global* price spike because of loss of oil from a major producer.
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The Russian-Ukraine War is scary and complicated. Remember to look to experts in the field. And reputable media sources. If this is out of your wheelhouse, you do NOT have to opine.
Death and displacement are not a spectator sport that need your analysis.
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Iām tired of winter. Enough already. Itās time to stop plowing the roads. Forecast calls for 2 feet, but thatās not a meaningful metric since it will be light and fluffy. People who are anxious about it can take personal responsibility and shovel the road in front of their house.