@lexaprose

char | 31 | any pronouns | librarian but not in a hot way

Joined July 2011
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Rachael 📚@markruffaloTDOct 25
You guys don’t know how painful it is when someone looks you in the eyes irl and recommends you a book that is just utter slop on a mountain of slop and you gotta just smile and nod
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The main way you can tell if someone is Canadian is if they tell you they’re “done” something instead of “done with” something. The other way you can tell is if they say something like “I’m Canadian”
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Seven Stories Press@7StoriesPressOct 6
Please don’t buy our books on Amazon. If you can’t afford to buy them from a real bookstore or from us directly, pirate them from Anna’s Archive like God intended.
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the type of outfits i'm wearing will have you questioning whether self-expression is a good thing
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everything reminds me of her........
m!@ntrphlOct 5
the love of your life is a canadian brunette with big brown eyes btw
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insomnia bad my beautiful wonderful girlfriend asleep what the fuck are we doing
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check on the grad students in your life some of us are rereading shitty first drafts by anne lamott
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romi@rarityirlOct 3
you only get 1 canadian to fw your entire life. choose wisely
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Beautiful woman named Health Canada keeps warning me that everything I love is high in sodium
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bailey ☆ ★@couldawentproSep 7
the summer i turned québécoise
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riley ♡@rileyapparentlyAug 19
i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill
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turning 30 brought me closer than ever to middle class white womanhood because every 3-6 weeks without fail i try a new yogurt i'm convinced will change my life
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jon repetti@pourfairelevideAug 16
I think about this tweet every day, masterpiece of the form
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Unemployment will have u eating pussy like it’s ur job and it’s paying 6 figures
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didi 🍔🎹@slayerofholesAug 12
"Cinephile" and you haven't watched "My Weekend as a 28-Year-Old in Chicago"
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if you want to understand what's going on with the ntb girlies rn just imagine if they invented rebecca for pseudosensitive white boys with brown hair then debuted it on the a24 red carpet for everyone to livetweet
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Michael Rancic@therewasnosoundJul 7
finding the movie you want to watch on Crave only to learn that it's just the francophone dub
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Matt Johnson You Will Not Get Your Slur Pass Back Until Our Demands Are Met
the girl who does that stuff@areyougonnabeJun 30
lmao
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last night was something i'd only seen in fiction (arrived to dinner with my best friend and she immediately asked if i'd been working out)
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nightMarz🦇🍉@marzmadethisJun 18
trans person: i’m trans society: okay that one lesbian you try to ignore: have you heard of nirvanna the band the show the movie
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