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| @dalilatff🩵 | ex-rocket league captain for @masonesports | ynwa | toronto sports enjoyer |

Virginia, USA
Joined December 2017
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lets fucking go!
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Drake Maye says he used to play Rocket League until 1 a.m., but getting married moved him to the 8 p.m. tournament “For college, I was 12:30. I played Rocket League. There’s a tournament every night at 12:00 a.m. Me and my brother and one of my buddies would play. We’d play till 12:30, one o’clock.” “Every night, and I’d sleep five or six hours and get up and go to football. So, yeah, it wasn’t a great habit in college, but it was just what our generation and what I got used to. So then got married, and now we play the tournament at 8:00, and now I’m done by 9.”
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Ts genuinely makes me sick man
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Covid Liverpool Video Calls ft Jurgen Klopp and the players:(😕 Wholesome moment❤️
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i’m dead i just remembered, not only did Klopp have to go up against the most disgraceful cheats ever but an actual gay pedo coked up referee had a documented hatred of him 😭😭😭😭😭
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This edit is incredible.
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Being able to charge an iPhone, a weed pen, AirPods, a hookah and a PS5 controller on the same cord don’t sit right with me
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What the actual fuck
Wow. Lionel Messi in his hotel room during the 2010 World Cup. Teammate Jonas Gutierrez was filming it.
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Women don’t understand this but men need their retard time
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How times have changed, all well and good having the talent, but if you’re a soft team you won’t win anything. We used to be PERFECT. A team full of ballers and DOGS.
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a chad might mog but when the jester performs even the king sits to listen
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saw a post that said "i was drowning, & they still criticized the way i swam". that was the day i stopped explaining myself
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How I feel ghosting everyone to scroll on Twitter and smoke weed
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3 days later clubs servers still down
We are investigating reports that some players are unable to matchmake in Clubs. We'll provide another update when available.
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This is a genuinely great video. An American spends the entire first week of the World Cup watching football the wrong way, then explains exactly why the sport finally clicked for him. His journey is the one every new fan goes through. He started out doing what almost everyone does at first, staring at the ball and the player carrying it, waiting for something to happen. Watched that way, football looks like 88 minutes of nothing and two minutes of chaos. Then he stopped watching the ball and started watching the system. What are the other ten players doing right now? Who is dragging a defender out of position? Who is quietly closing down a passing lane thirty yards from the action? The moment you stop following the ball like a puppy chasing a tennis ball, a completely different game appears. That is the next level. And this is the part I want to add for everyone making the same discovery this summer. When you watch all eleven players and the tactics underneath, the ideas each team is trying to impose on the other, you enter a dimension that has nothing to do with counting goals. A 2-1 scoreline sounds almost insulting if goals are your only currency. But a goal in football is not a point on a scoreboard. It is the end product of an enormous collective effort, sometimes twenty passes deep, built on runs that never receive the ball and pressing that started in the opponent’s half three minutes earlier. Ten men work in the shadows so one man can finish in the light. That scarcity is exactly what makes a goal detonate a stadium of 80,000 people in a way few things in sport can match. So to everyone watching the world’s most beautiful game for the first time this month, whether you’re in America, Europe or anywhere else on the planet: welcome. Every single one of us started out staring at the ball. The game simply rewards you the moment you look up. Stay connected, Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1
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Her: ”it’s just a football team” The team:
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Finally got a second monitor ✌🏼
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Thierry and Zlatan saying they wouldn't have become soccer players because of the costs of the American youth system, then seeing Lalas say it's a great system because it makes a lot of money for some people really sums it all up nicely
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I don’t think there’s any footy fan smarter or as objective as Lyes icl
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