Parent, geek, foodie. Content may (will) contain swearing and lunacy. I'm not actually a bean, I am, however, a loony...I'm on Mastodon @loonybean@mstdn.social
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Peter Lamb retweeted
AI attempts to draw British aircraft and we spit out our collective tea in awe at these magnificent obscenities hushkit.net/2024/02/15/ai-at…
Peter Lamb retweeted
Please could my lovely Twitter family read, sign and share this for Mark… it would mean an awful lot 🙏🥰
There are some awesome photos in this lot 😍
I greatly expanded my print offerings for paper, metal, and canvas photos!
Sizes now go up to 40”x60”, with more unique wide and square aspect ratios available.
Order your own prints from over 260 launches of SpaceX, NASA, ULA, and other rockets → johnkrausphotos.com
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Peter Lamb retweeted
SIX YEARS AGO, TODAY: The awe-inspiring debut flight of SpaceX's Falcon Heavy rocket, which launched @elonmusk's Tesla Roadster to an orbit around the sun reaching the distance of Mars!
Save 20% on prints from this mission, today only, code 'FH6yrs' → johnkrausphotos.com/Gallerie…
The name on this Scotland rugby player's grundies 🤣#SixNations
ALT Scottish rugby player with Bawbags on the waistband of his underwear
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Errrm, whut? How did they interrogate it to find out it was innocent?
Pigeon suspected of being Chinese spy released by police after eight months
Read more 🔗 trib.al/N8jR2dt
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This is a must read for anyone interested in the more absurd side of history...
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And check the @metoffice reply 🤣
The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice
trib.al/SJVETyq
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Something to make you chuckle 😁
Let's make people laugh today on their timeline!
What are some of your favourite Discworld quotes or passages that always make you laugh?!
Let's share some Pratchett greatness to make everyone's day a little bit better!!
#BeMoreTerry #GNUTerryPratchett #TerryPratchett
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Ha haaaaah, fucking hell 😳
Lee Anderson & Brendan Clarke-Smith have RESIGNED as Tory Deputy Chairmen!
2 giants with bulbous conkers & creamy resins have GONE!
My wife Bunty is in shock & claws blindly at my teats asking me Why? Why?
I kiss her flaps & simply say heroes like them only come along so often.😢
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Some of you who follow me may well find this interesting /amusing...😁
Happy new year, mofos! Time for our year-end tradition: the annual Ticker Awards for swearing, emceed as always by @bgzimmer. stronglang.wordpress.com/202…
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Peter Lamb retweeted
I’m letting someone else do the countdown tonight ! 😂
I’ll be home with the family .. wishing you all a wonderful New Year. 🥳
May you all enjoy health and happiness in 2024 🫶🏼
Boxing day picky table done, time for wine and food, hope everyone is having a nice boxing day 😁
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