Dad/Hick/Ex junkie/Rising alcoholic/Metal head/Wrong handed/Soulless Ginger/Socially Awkward/Comfortably dumb/mi nombre es Phil

In The Holler
Joined November 2024
It should be legal and perfectly acceptable to spit in our politicians faces
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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is a top 5 horror comedy and I’ll die on this hill.
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This is gonna hurt some feelings
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They opened a gate to Oblivion in Chattanooga last night
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Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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My coworker spent one year in Tennessee. He came back to Tokyo two months ago. He is not the same man. He says "y'all" in meetings. To our boss. He holds the door for the entire floor. Twelve people. Every morning. He asked the convenience store clerk how her day was going. She had to sit down. He calls every man "bud." Including the CEO. He refuses to describe anything under three hours away as "far." He waves at drivers who let him cross. One driver waved back and almost hit a pole. Last week, he told a junior employee, "I'm proud of you." She went to the restroom and cried for ten minutes. We thought it would wear off. It didn't. It's spreading. Three people in accounting now say "y'all." The junior employee holds the door. The convenience store clerk asks HIM how his day is going. Tennessee, I don't know what you did to him. Please do it to the rest of us.
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More propaganda from this dumb cunt
🚨 Dr. Siegel: Today’s weed is a MONSTROUS growing problem @DrMarcSiegel: “The vape cartridges have 50 to 90% THC content… even the buds and the flowers that make the joints are 15% THC, which used to be 1% back when we were growing up.” “And if your parent is stoned, they can’t parent you.” “This is a monstrous growing problem, starting with the content and now the increased usage.” 👉 Get his book: link.amazon/B0f2tQRUz
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Those are the safest children in America
JUST IN: Study reveals nearly 6 million American children live with a parent who is a “frequent marijuana user,” raising concerns about child safety & exposure.
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My theory is that pretty much everyone in DC is a closeted homosexual and/or degenerate of some sort. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Took a shit so big today now I’m having postpartum depression
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Imagine being a grown ass man and reporting someone for hurting your fee fees on Twitter 🙄🤦
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All these years later, I still think of that Irish Spring commercial where the dude cuts a bar with his pocket knife.
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Is anyone gonna stop those faggots? They stole a baby
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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Replying to @loserXuser
Wait.. I can do better. Buffalo Rob..😂
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France needs a hero!
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Nazis will look at this and tell you trans people can't give birth! This is beautiful
Trans man and wife expecting first baby using his eggs and her womb trib.al/6ibVsJY
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I will never understand, nor trust, anyone who doesn't love animals. Especially dogs.
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Hold her by the throat in missionary Eye contact
Hold her by the wrists in missionary Eye contact
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OMG it's happening 🥳 @RiverrrSongs
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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