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Make up artist & hair stylist, intolerant of bad service & incompetence & a loud mouth! LOVE MY PUGS

Johannesburg
Joined April 2010
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Replying to @DStvCare
@DStvCare @DStv guys when is Dexter resurrection 2 going to air?? 🙏🏽😢
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Replying to @DStvCare
@DStvCare @DStv guys when is Dexter resurrection 2 going to air?? 🙏🏽😢
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Replying to @DStv
@DStv what is going on? DSTV you have Allot Of explaining to do. I am fed up with your NO. EXISTENT CUSTOMER SERVICE! Ignore messages on X doesn’t mean we go away!what has happened to my HGTV Channel ?? Why am I seeing E16 error message? Now I am on hold going 7 mins!
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No HGTV channel, the decoder sets itself back to dish 100 every time I do a reboot. PLEASE TELL WHAT ARE WE PAYING FOR?
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Replying to @DStv
@DStv @DStvCare please explain to me why all my catch up content has to be downloaded? It is SO ANNOYING. please do not blame tuner status as they remain consistent! All three decoders suddenly set back on their own to DISH channel and now my catch up content all only downloads!
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EVERY SINGLE PROGRAM HAS TO BE DOWNLOADED!!
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EVERYTHING!! If I wanted to stream I wouldn’t be paying nearly R 1400 a month for your crap services! My installer says everything is as it should be! This is happening on an Ultra Explora? AND NO I AM NOT SCHLEPPING TO RANDBURG ! Last time we did so you gave us a faulty decoder
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Hey @JHBWater may have a shower now please? 🤣
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Devastating!! 💔💔💔💔
🚨 TMZ has learned Dolly was admitted to Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville on Thursday night with kidney and autoimmune issues. Exclusive details: tmz.com/2026/08/25/dolly-par…
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🚨 TMZ has learned Dolly was admitted to Vanderbilt University Medical Center in Nashville on Thursday night with kidney and autoimmune issues. Exclusive details: tmz.com/2026/08/25/dolly-par…
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Replying to @Discovery_SA
@Discovery_SA why are you guys still not paying for these game changing drugs?This is just one of MILLIONS of medical professionals that agree Glp1 drugs like Ozempic, Mounjoro & Wegovy are literally changing peoples lives! FOR THE BETTER! Why do you not support these drugs? 🤷🏾‍♂️🤔
Replying to @DStv
@DStv @DStvCare literally everything on catch up has been downloaded? WHY? This is for content that usually is available without needing download? EVERYTHING on catch up has to be downloaded! If I wanted to “stream” everything I would not be paying R 1327.00 a month for DSTV!😡
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@DStv ARE WE NOT GOING TO ENGAGE? Have you got a reasonable explanation as to why this is happening? R 1327 is a hefty amount to pay for a service! Streaming is so much cheaper. We pay for DSTV for the convenience… having to download literally everything is NOT what we pay for!
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Then there is content I had to down load which now needs to be redownloaded!! Come ON @DStv
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Replying to @AppleTV
@AppleTV it is really not that much fun watching Apple TV! The “pauses” while streaming is so annoying! I got my three month free subscription with my new MacBook but I now remember why I never signed up. The interruptions makes Apple TV unwatchable! I have pretty good WIFI!
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It’s a great pity as there is allot of great content to watch! The screen freezing is making the experience unenjoyable and unwatchable. I have pretty fast internet & do not have this issue on Netfliks or on Prime! @AppleTV I am not sure why this happens, but you need to assess!
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Replying to @Sixty60_Tweets
@Sixty60_Tweets it annoys me INTENSELY that this item has to come from another Checkers when I know for a fact it’s available at my checkers store! To be charged an extra R 50 delivery fee to get an item that I KNOW is available at the Checkers store I shop at! Shame on you! 😡
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@Sixty60_Tweets this! 👇🏾 Why is this item not being shopped at my chosen store?? When you also do not give us a chance to change the store??? So if I want this item I have to another R 50 to get it! Defeats the purpose of the discounted price! Annoying!!! 🙄😡
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How do I stop these idiots! And how do they get our information!?? It’s beyond ANNOYING 🤬
Replying to @playlive
@playlive PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! Like actually please fuck off now! I have asked nicely!
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No because they want you to buy the silly ring now!
Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping
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This moron! Needs a life time ban from all parks, a massive fine, jail time and his license revoked!
SANParks has launched an investigation to trace and identify a man seen in viral social media footage allegedly engaging in dangerous and unlawful driving inside the Kruger National Park. They described the incident as deeply concerning and condemned the driver’s actions as reckless, irresponsible and a serious violation of conservation laws. According to SANParks, the footage shows the individual illegally crossing rivers with a vehicle, driving on roads that had officially been closed, and operating the vehicle recklessly within the protected area. Authorities said the conduct displayed a blatant disregard for public safety, environmental protection measures, conservation regulations and the authority of park management. SANParks stressed that national parks are protected under strict environmental legislation, including the National Environmental Management Act (NEMA) and the National Environmental Management: Protected Areas Act (NEMPAA). These laws prohibit activities that could damage ecosystems, threaten biodiversity, endanger wildlife or compromise visitor safety. The organisation warned that violations could result in criminal charges, substantial fines, imprisonment, civil claims for damages and administrative sanctions. The agency highlighted that driving through rivers and ignoring road closures can severely damage sensitive ecosystems and infrastructure, while also putting both humans and animals at risk. Road closures in the park are often implemented for critical safety reasons, including flooding, poor road conditions and wildlife movement. SANParks confirmed that officials are actively working to identify the suspect and warned that once located, he could face the full might of the law, including fines and a possible ban from all SANParks-managed protected areas. SANParks said, “We are looking for this individual, and he will face the music.” The organisation also confirmed that gate officials allegedly seen in the video encouraging or supporting the conduct will face consequences for violating park regulations and staff conduct rules. Members of the public with information that may assist investigators have been urged to contact SANParks or the nearest law enforcement authorities. @SANParks
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WHY??? 😅
The most inconvenient plug in the world.
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#mweb should be ashamed of themselves! Their customer service is NON EXISTENT! I have been having issues with me Email account for weeks! I have messaged and called and still no where! Currently on hold to their call center !! This is beyond pathetic and abysmal! 😡#mweb
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