Mostly harmless. he/him ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ @mace@twit.social
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Weโd been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now Iโm thinking maybe Iโll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter
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if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.
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Dave Grohl introduces Taylor Hawkins during his final concert with Foo Fighters ๐ค
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I wish I had a hobby I love as much as Senate Republicans' hunger for knowledge about child pornography.
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As long as weโre banning masks in schools, letโs ban helmets in football and paint without lead.
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My Dad got to watch Armstrong walk on the moon.
I get to watch the guy who killed bookstores ride a dick into space.
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No commercial from us this year, after 2020 no oneโs forgotten that beer exists.
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Trump took office during a time of prosperity giving a speech about how awful things were, then left office amid an economic downturn with hundreds of thousands dead by giving a speech about how great things are.
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Just found my favorite new website.
Check out loser.com for all of your entertainment needs.
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Joe Biden's German Shepard, Major, will make history as the first rescue dog to live in the White House. ๐ peoplem.ag/3n40qEt
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