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A would-be author trapped inside his own creation. I observe, and occasionally comment wittily. But I can't change anything. Under the Never

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Joined June 2014
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You'll have static for eyes too.
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“This park has done neither you, nor me any good. It’s a sign of societal decline.”
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Hear me out…
🤖 Made with AI
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American trying to describe Madrid: 'Imagina burgos'
Creo que es el mapa de Madrid más real que he visto en mucho tiempo
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google says if you dont want AI in the classroom you wont get search either earnest Q: highlighted quote seems carefully crafted to suggest there is a technical reason google could not turn off AI in search. is there *any* truth to that? nytimes.com/2026/11/03/us/go…
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The World Of David Walliams has now been completely removed from the map, a few hours ago they removed the rides but the area was still there. Now it's completely gone.
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Found footage horror film set in the abandoned and overgrown World of David Walliams
The World Of David Walliams has now been completely removed from the map, a few hours ago they removed the rides but the area was still there. Now it's completely gone.
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LMFAO a binance dev ops downloaded homebrew off a malicious google search ad as with 99% of these hacks... it comes down to a skill issue
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Replying to @hawkeyeinmd
Write in 'Santa Stop Here' this Thursday
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Write in your daughter’s name this Wednesday
We Understand the Assignment Too. 💙
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If you write in 'Unprocessed write-ins' the election never officially ends, the gun gnome told me so
If you write in “Unprocessed write-ins” what happens?
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"The clerk slipped when filling out my birth certificate and for many years I have rejoiced in the name 'THE ENTIRE POLITICAL CLASS IS GUILTY OF DEMOCIDE' ('Democide' is my family name). Imagine my shock when due to a write-in campaign I was elected Mayor of Leamington Spa...!"
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Replying to @parakeetnebula
I respectfully disagree. While it is true that sea shells are readily available at the sea shore, they aren’t curated or organized in any way. And the general clientele at a sea shore is much more likely to be interested in sea shells than in other non-sea shore locations.
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The sea shore is objectively the worst place for her to sell seashells. its called supply and demand. read a book
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My 18-year old was at a friend’s last night. One of the attendees (same age) was found in the bathroom on the floor, having a seizure. My daughter yelled for someone to call 911, and they did. This is a small SW Ontario city. More than HALF AN HOUR later, the 911 people called back and said there were no ambulance teams to send and asked if he was “still okay.” “NO, HE IS STILL HAVING SEIZURES.” The ambulance never came. The kids ended up calling the boy’s mom back and told her the ambulance wouldn’t come, so she came to the house and for him and drove him herself (from out of town). What the fuck is happening.
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never deleting this app. "sorry, I accidentally told my agents to hack u"
Hey @Railway, is there a reason employee's of yours are trying to breach my infrastructure? Your employee Jake Runzer, just attempted to tonight.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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We asked GPT-6 Astra to edit Qwen3.5-0.8B weights to improve math. It directly changed only 0.016% of weights, fixing 0.8B's reasoning loops & improving math up to 6x and even instruction following 3x, without gradients or training. We call this Weight-Space Programming: frontier LLMs can now natively read/write neural network weights! 🧵 Blog: rikiyat.github.io/blog/weigh…
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"He has a kinda mid weapon/For which he still charges a ton/'Cause he can get through airport secur'ty/At least before 1991/After which you can't bring a lighter/Onto international flights/It's also realistically single shot/So doesn't help him in fi~refights"
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