A would-be author trapped inside his own creation. I observe, and occasionally comment wittily. But I can't change anything. Under the Never
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🚨Alton Towers has officially announced the permanent closure of The World of David Walliams, which first opened in 2021.
The themed area featured several family attractions, including Gangsta Granny: The Ride, Raj’s Bouncy Bottom Burp, Royal Carousel and Flavio’s Fabulous Fandango.
The park says the decision follows a review of its attractions, taking into account operational and guest experience considerations.
Plans for the future of the area have not yet been announced, but Alton Towers says more details will be shared once confirmed.
It’s the end of an era for this part of the resort!
#fblifestyle
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Hearing that "World of David Walliams" existed is like hearing about how hyenas give birth or about the man who died in the Nutty Putty Cave. Your whole impression of the world is darker for the information.
teapawt.net/BBCNews/status/2117574…
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
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“This park has done neither you, nor me any good. It’s a sign of societal decline.”
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google says if you dont want AI in the classroom you wont get search either
earnest Q: highlighted quote seems carefully crafted to suggest there is a technical reason google could not turn off AI in search.
is there *any* truth to that?
nytimes.com/2026/11/03/us/go…
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The World Of David Walliams has now been completely removed from the map, a few hours ago they removed the rides but the area was still there. Now it's completely gone.
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Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
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LMFAO a binance dev ops downloaded homebrew off a malicious google search ad
as with 99% of these hacks... it comes down to a skill issue
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"The clerk slipped when filling out my birth certificate and for many years I have rejoiced in the name 'THE ENTIRE POLITICAL CLASS IS GUILTY OF DEMOCIDE' ('Democide' is my family name). Imagine my shock when due to a write-in campaign I was elected Mayor of Leamington Spa...!"
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The supermarket chain thaw massacre
Cyberattack on fridges hits supermarkets across Europe reut.rs/3X1A0dF
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I respectfully disagree. While it is true that sea shells are readily available at the sea shore, they aren’t curated or organized in any way. And the general clientele at a sea shore is much more likely to be interested in sea shells than in other non-sea shore locations.
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My 18-year old was at a friend’s last night. One of the attendees (same age) was found in the bathroom on the floor, having a seizure.
My daughter yelled for someone to call 911, and they did. This is a small SW Ontario city.
More than HALF AN HOUR later, the 911 people called back and said there were no ambulance teams to send and asked if he was “still okay.”
“NO, HE IS STILL HAVING SEIZURES.”
The ambulance never came. The kids ended up calling the boy’s mom back and told her the ambulance wouldn’t come, so she came to the house and for him and drove him herself (from out of town).
What the fuck is happening.
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never deleting this app.
"sorry, I accidentally told my agents to hack u"
Hey @Railway, is there a reason employee's of yours are trying to breach my infrastructure?
Your employee Jake Runzer, just attempted to tonight.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.