@mpmemequeen

cori @cori_amato / comedian @manicpixiememequeen on ig / writer / singer-songwriter / astrologer / mental health + fibromyalgia advocate 🌻🖤🦉🔮🦇🌙👻🌹💛🌿

 the mermaid cafe
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Joined November 2017
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@tia_visagieOct 24
In the depths of mercury retrograde:
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CooperBaggs 💰🍞
@edgaralandoughOct 24
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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Shannon G 💫@SoShameonMeowOct 24
If Taylor swift wanted to make another billion dollars I’d be listening to I’d Lie from the vault right now but I’m not
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Маделейн .@normalmadelineOct 24
Heavily produced celebrity Halloween photoshoots
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B.@buhlesrevengeOct 24
this is the most Sundayest Saturday ever
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Bethenny Frankel
@Bethenny5 Oct 2017
I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
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manicpixiememequeen@mpmemequeenApr 25
logged into my period cycle app that i had a positive ovulation test & then twenty minutes later all of my suggested instagram reels were baby videos
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ᥫ᭡.@niggayaoi_Oct 19
Watching my vocabulary rub off on other people
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audrey hepburn enthusiast@darylandfilmsOct 19
had to ask a friend to turn on subtitles for a film we were watching because i can't hear without them
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Liam Fennessy@LiamFennessy_Oct 16
Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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caiden@golddusttwomanOct 16
none of them will ever live up to this again
Rachael 📚@markruffaloTDOct 15
I know everyone is like “can we get hot actors in romcoms again pls!!” When the real issue is the lack of chemistry BECAUSE they keep hiring actors who are hot and can’t act
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jordyn 𑣲⋆@jordynceIesteOct 14
how it feels being the friend that doesn’t drive
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BEX@_scorpiomelOct 13
I love that period when you find a great album & you don't care about anything except the album. You forget about everything, it’s just you & the album.
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@gloccnimOct 12
Is it me or is OCTOBER doing 90 mph in a 15 😭😭😭 like hold tf on…
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✧@northstardollOct 8
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luauregistry@luauregistryOct 7
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iris
@_8RUJAOct 8
something to think about
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hoopla!@hooplaaaaaaahOct 7
shame is only as real as you allow it to be
Darui@plugsburnerOct 7
I texted a girl I missed, she read and didn't respond, of course I was sad but I wouldn't take it back. Shame is only as real as you'll allow it to be, I don't regret texting her.
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manicpixiememequeen@mpmemequeen21 Oct 2024
i kind of feel maternal for the geico lizard
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manicpixiememequeen@mpmemequeen23 Aug 2025
time to play my favorite game of am i trusting my intuition or am i clinically insane
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