Muslim, Pakistani & Cricketalker! | Formerly Professional Drama Editor | Asst Team Manager at PZ. Be the Type of Person, You'd want to meet. #mufc
Karachi, Pakistan
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I will only stop supporting Pakistan team and players the day we become consistent, the fact that we can beat England and get thrashed by West Indies, we beat New Zealand and we are still not confident enough to beat Afghanistan. I mean theres no Drug like this, Best nasha.
This guys in 1998 made me fall in love with football, also Beckham in the same World Cup
🇧🇷 Ronaldinho has arrived for his pre-match training session with Italian 3rd division side Ravenna ahead of coming out of retirement for one fame.
The Brazilian legend joined Ravenna’s project with Cipriani family, promised to play an official game and it’s happening this weekend.
Ronaldinho will feature tomorrow in Italian’s 3rd division game between Ravenna and Forlí.
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dar e nijat SPOILER:
So khushbakht falls for zardari. Benazir finds out. Fucks her life up. Eventually zardari gets BB out of their way but now khushbakht dont want him, not even 10%.
Heartbroken, he finds refuge in politics and becomes the prime minister.
INEOS could have signed either one of Elliot Anderson, Bruno Guimares or Mahmadou Sangare. They had the chance to sign all 3 to partner Kobbie Mainoo but no. Sangare wasnt Premier League proven. Fucking Wilcox
Who in the Premier League can win the ball AND carry it?
Ball Winner vs Carrier 📊
Only 9 midfielders are 65+ at winning it and 80+ at carrying it:
🇨🇮 Malick Yalcouyé🏴 Elliot Anderson
🏴 Kobbie Mainoo 🇧🇷 Bruno Guimarães
🇲🇱 Mamadou Sangare 🇳🇱 Ryan Gravenberch
Carries it, weak ball winner: 🇧🇷 Joelinton, 🇨🇭 Noah Okafor, 🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki, 🇨🇭 Dan Ndoye
Wins it, weak carrier: 🏴 Conor Gallagher, 🇦🇷 Exequiel Palacios, 🇵🇹 Mateus Fernandes, 🇧🇷 Andrey Santos
Formula in the comments 👇
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The amount of repulsive Islamophobic abuse posted below this comment is truly shocking, not least because much of it comes from people who regularly rage about anti-Semitism.
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So two senior batters took it upon themselves to illegally work on the ball. They dragged a young batter in to help them.
Throughout all of this, none of the bowling attack knew what was happening. They just thought they were all generational reverse-swing bowlers.
Of course.
I love Pat Cummins, but he spoke BS when he claimed He didnt knew about sandpaper, dude you are getting a ball in your hand thats continuously regressing with every over and still believe its organic. 😂
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They win the league, spend half a billion on world class attackers to then end up in a top 4 battle, then spend the next year and a bit telling us every day how easy the league is whilst being nowhere near winning it again. Am I missing something here?
The same people that claim Unai Emery was a better choice then Pochettino, will tell you Pochettino was a failure at PSG.
Fact remains no coach can be judged for 1 spell at any football club, Ancelloti failed at Everton, Chelsea sacked Carlo, he still won more trophies since then
The same people that tell you Unai Emery failed at PSG, will tell you Pochettino was a success!! #avfc
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You wont see a headline "The only season PSG didnt win the Ligue 1 was when Lionel Messi was there" from ESPN
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If current Manutd team worked this hard the results would have been different.
My main issue with Carrick this season have been the team being too slow in defence and in attack, made it too easy for opposition.
Intensity is key, the players at manutd are good for top 5.
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Best of luck for future endeavours… legend @carras16
Chelsea last won a (any)domestic title 10 yrs ago, Chelsea last won a credible trophy 6 years ago and in that period Chelsea have spent a billion on players.
But Rory thinks Pochettino at Spurs was a failure for not winning anything vs teams that were spending 100M£ every window.
❌ "His Tottenham team were an ultimate failure!"
🤦♂️ "The biggest club in the country doesn't appoint the manager of the USMNT!"
Rory Jennings gives a scathing assessment of Mauricio Pochettino and #MUFC's decision to appoint him! 🔥👀
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Walker a Sheffield United reserve
Alderweireld Atleti reject, was on loan at Southampton before joining
Rose 0 apps for Leeds United before joining
Dembele bounced around Belgium and played at Fulham
Wanyama Southampton and Celtic before joining
Son got from Leverkusen and no one wanted him
Kane youth player that couldn't get a game for Leicester
Dele Alli was a MK Dons player
These weren't some superstars he managed to pull to Spurs... he built a team of players no one else wanted and MADE them what they were. People say now 'oh no one from United would get in that Spurs team'
It's not because they had superstars, they had great talent ID and platformed them brilliantly.
To say he 'underperformed with Spurs' is outrageous. They were 4th at Christmas in that '2 horse race title' btw. Arsenal were 2nd...
It felt like he should have got over the line BECAUSE of the players he platformed so well.
❌ "His Tottenham team were an ultimate failure!"
🤦♂️ "The biggest club in the country doesn't appoint the manager of the USMNT!"
Rory Jennings gives a scathing assessment of Mauricio Pochettino and #MUFC's decision to appoint him! 🔥👀
I hate INEOS and Glazers but why is this becoming about Chelsea?
Chelsea themselves have a Real Madrid flop as a manager over Xavi Hernandez who won La Liga with Barcelona.
I like Rory and i hate Manutd ownership but this is not about Chelsea, thats a different club than Manutd
Opting for the current USA manager who recently flopped at Chelsea rather than the guy that won the league at Chelsea, Inter, Napoli and Juventus tells you all know need to know about the decision makers at Manchester United.
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Opting for the current USA manager who recently flopped at Chelsea rather than the guy that won the league at Chelsea, Inter, Napoli and Juventus tells you all know need to know about the decision makers at Manchester United.
People watch Mitti de Baway and still say Mahira Khan cannot act like they have written a book on acting.
A good actor keeps you bound in a scene and almost every scene i have watched of Mahira in MDB, she has been brilliant.
Accent, Language, body type everything are just tools.
Fit players or not, Michael Carrick is not a manager that can tactically improve any team, he is the guy that needed backing in transfer window once he didnt get the players he needed, he couldnt adapt with what he got. Even with academy XI a good manager wont be 1 win out of 10.
🤷♂️ "Sacking him doesn't get you Sesko back, it doesn't get you a new defence... what does sacking him improve?!"
Ste gives his thoughts on Michael Carrick 🗣️
#MUFC
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Michael Carrick didn’t pass forward. Back to bed Jimmy, you’re embarrassing yourself chief. #MUFC
