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Muslim, Pakistani & Cricketalker! | Formerly Professional Drama Editor | Asst Team Manager at PZ. Be the Type of Person, You'd want to meet. #mufc

Karachi, Pakistan
Joined July 2009
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M. Sarosh Ebrahim retweeted
dar e nijat SPOILER: So khushbakht falls for zardari. Benazir finds out. Fucks her life up. Eventually zardari gets BB out of their way but now khushbakht dont want him, not even 10%. Heartbroken, he finds refuge in politics and becomes the prime minister.
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The amount of repulsive Islamophobic abuse posted below this comment is truly shocking, not least because much of it comes from people who regularly rage about anti-Semitism.
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So two senior batters took it upon themselves to illegally work on the ball. They dragged a young batter in to help them. Throughout all of this, none of the bowling attack knew what was happening. They just thought they were all generational reverse-swing bowlers. Of course.
Pat Cummins: "When (Usman Khawaja) says 'we all knew', if by that he means that we knew sandpaper was going out on the field, he's 100 percent wrong."
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M. Sarosh Ebrahim retweeted
They win the league, spend half a billion on world class attackers to then end up in a top 4 battle, then spend the next year and a bit telling us every day how easy the league is whilst being nowhere near winning it again. Am I missing something here?
I think you can make the case now that to win the PL has never been easier, to win the EL has never been easier (CL sides don't drop into it) and to win the conference league has never been easier (EL sides don't drop into it). Slot won the PL 18 months ago ffs.
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M. Sarosh Ebrahim retweeted
Best of luck for future endeavours… legend @carras16
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Walker a Sheffield United reserve Alderweireld Atleti reject, was on loan at Southampton before joining Rose 0 apps for Leeds United before joining Dembele bounced around Belgium and played at Fulham Wanyama Southampton and Celtic before joining Son got from Leverkusen and no one wanted him Kane youth player that couldn't get a game for Leicester Dele Alli was a MK Dons player These weren't some superstars he managed to pull to Spurs... he built a team of players no one else wanted and MADE them what they were. People say now 'oh no one from United would get in that Spurs team' It's not because they had superstars, they had great talent ID and platformed them brilliantly. To say he 'underperformed with Spurs' is outrageous. They were 4th at Christmas in that '2 horse race title' btw. Arsenal were 2nd... It felt like he should have got over the line BECAUSE of the players he platformed so well.
❌ "His Tottenham team were an ultimate failure!" 🤦‍♂️ "The biggest club in the country doesn't appoint the manager of the USMNT!" Rory Jennings gives a scathing assessment of Mauricio Pochettino and #MUFC's decision to appoint him! 🔥👀
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M. Sarosh Ebrahim retweeted
Opting for the current USA manager who recently flopped at Chelsea rather than the guy that won the league at Chelsea, Inter, Napoli and Juventus tells you all know need to know about the decision makers at Manchester United.
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Michael Carrick didn’t pass forward. Back to bed Jimmy, you’re embarrassing yourself chief. #MUFC
Carrick wasn’t even that great a player. Jeered by United fans plenty for being a much worse version of Scholes and Keane that didn’t run or pass forward. And a 2nd tier manager that lowered standards, couldn’t inspire anyone and left us in the relegation zone. On to the next thing.
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Klopp finished behind Arteta more than he finished above Pep.
This is the only team you need to be better than to win the league ffs Klopp is so so unlucky
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Can't argue with facts..
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You’d genuinely have to be mentally ill to think that United aren’t a bigger club than Aston Villa United have been shite for 13 years and have still won more trophies than Villa United have finished higher than Villa in 11 of the last 13 seasons. Villa were in the championship for three of those seasons. United are having our worst start to a premier league season in 40 years and Villa are only 5 points ahead of us United finished above Villa last season And that’s not even mentioning the size of the fan bases etc
Carraghers reiteration that Man U are still bigger than us does more harm than good for his fragile reputation. It smacks of having the last word and prime rabbit hole syndrome without considering the full history of Association Football. Teams raise and fade, its cyclical.
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M. Sarosh Ebrahim retweeted
Texas was red for decades, but yesterday it voted blue, rising above traditional political loyalties. When will Sindh rise above its ethnofascist and servile voting patterns?
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Krishna Kumari was Pakistan's first Hindu-Dalit senator in 2018, not 2028. So as Dr. Khatumal Jeewan and Engineer Gianchand in 2009 and 2015. Not knowing the fact is ordinary. Broadcasting it with that much confidence is simple embarrassing.
Pakistanis celebrating Abdul El-Sayed winning in Michigan will never elect Anthony Smith or Aayush Sharma to the Senate in Pakistan.
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“If I shake the phone a lot, it’ll look like there’s more than 5 people”
CITY’S IN LOVE WITH YOU!! 🤣🩵
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Every month someone just comes on here and lies about his playing career like he was some Andrès Iniesta.
The younger generation genuinely has no idea how ridiculous this man was in his playing days. 😭
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It’s Nyoni now? What happened to Elliot, Jones, Bajetic? #MUFC #LFC
Nyoni gave Mainoo a 4 year head start and still scored in the UCL before him 😂😂
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Many people think he’s doing it for money. I think he’s genuinely stupid.
The Revenge of the Indian American. TRUMP COSIED UP TO PAK. BERATED INDIA AND INDIAN AMERICANS. Big mistake. They voted to punish him.
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Replying to @imvangasandeep
Wow. So you don't talk about the victims when they happen but raise your voice when you think you are being targeted for your glorification of wrong things in the movie? And you talking like you care about victims is hilarious 😂
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The Revenge of the Indian American. TRUMP COSIED UP TO PAK. BERATED INDIA AND INDIAN AMERICANS. Big mistake. They voted to punish him.
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Abbe La*de! Vantara mein Tigers and Lions ko sabudana-khichdi dalta hai kya?
So much wealth, such a big name... but look at the heart❤️ Seeing the chickens about to be slaughtered, Anant Ambani decided to save them all by buying them and took them to Vantara. Many people have money, but not everyone has such a compassionate heart.
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