"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."

Kathmandu, Nepal
Joined November 2012
muddbear retweeted
I think we’re all romantics pretending to be pragmatists, terrified that if we admitted how honestly we want to be swept away by love we’d have to face what we’ve become: cowards with desires too weak to transform us, spirits so manageable that no glory ever gets to peek through
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muddbear retweeted
Situationship dropped another banger
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muddbear retweeted
if sex is so good why dont they call it attack on titan return to shiganshina arc
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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muddbear retweeted
Everybody wants to change the world, nobody wants to help do the dishes
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muddbear retweeted
i love this one SO MUCH BECAUSE YEAH. IT DOES MAKE SENSE
Everyone is posting their favorite South Park clips so here’s one of mine.
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muddbear retweeted
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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muddbear retweeted
ronb and girsselectnepal are fraternal twins, and I hate both with an equal passion.
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muddbear retweeted
Approaching women way out of my league to ruin their day
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muddbear retweeted
Twitter ma 185. Instagram ma 434. Facebook ma 877. Tara callbreak khelna 4 jana chaina.
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Baajeko sekuwa
What's a terrible name for a cemetery?
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Un amor terminado no desaparece: se disuelve en el cuerpo como una lengua extranjera que seguimos hablando en sueños, creía Proust.
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muddbear retweeted
not only am i against interpretation im against description of any kind. nothing is "about" anything. words are reductionist symbolic representation. destroy all language. moan when something is good and scream when something is bad
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Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can, and alcohol to accept those I cannot.
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If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore.
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"Men can't find the clit" - nurse who constantly misses the vein
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The Onion doesn't miss.
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muddbear retweeted
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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muddbear retweeted
Genghis Khan loved Tuesdays, because it was Mongol war.
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muddbear retweeted
If you touch the feet of old indian ppl it hits their ji spot
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