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bad idea, right? dennis whitaker/dr robby (hucklerobby) 7.4k words - explicit - trans dennis - first date - unsafe sex link below ⬇️
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evil guy with ocd who keeps having intrusive thoughts that he's actually a good person
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Because blood isn’t thicker than that ass
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tuning in to the final episode of riverdale
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Imagine how miserable life would be if Minecraft didn't exist
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last night i was playing minecraft and hit the ghast fire charge back at it but somehow i like stepped in front of it as it flew off my sword so i ended up killing myself like that 👍
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quick doodle before i run off to work #hucklerobby
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i’m very glad most people are using that tweet to be positive! if that changes i will be deleting it so its not just another tweet facilitating a conversation with people needlessly criticizing every little thing fic writers do
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it’s also very possible i have incredibly specific words muted and am just not seeing negativity 😔
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“why do americans—” well we aren’t called americants, are we
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[hearing random spotify autoplay song] this sucks what is this bio: As beloved by real music heads as they were overlooked by idiot morons, this visionary group made challenging music that many spoon-fed swine couldn't handle me: at the same time it's undeniably compelling,
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i think every single one of our regulars decided to order pizza tonight and i think everyone’s order was late
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this was rhetorical and yet it’s the first tweet of mine in weeks to get interaction 😭
does anybody else have an opinion on fanfic writers they’d like to share
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does anybody else have an opinion on fanfic writers they’d like to share
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he is pink because he loves breakfast
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this is how DJ vance talks about her mma fighter husband 😭
Taylor Swift tells Jimmy Fallon why she hasn’t done the Super Bowl halftime show yet: “We’re always able to tell [Jay-Z] the truth, which is that like, I am in love with a guy who does that sport on that actual field. Like, that is violent chess. That is gladiators without swords, that is dangerous. The whole season I am locked in on what that man is doing on the field. Can you imagine if like he’s out there every single week like putting his life on the line, doing this very dangerous, very high pressure, high intensity sport and I’m like, ‘I wonder what my choreo should be.’ […] And this is nothing to do with Travis, he would love for me to do it. I’m just too locked in.”
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grim will casually describe hunger games panem capitol level shit and say yeah it's in a mall
i love telling non-minnesotans about the mall of america. yes there’s rollercoasters but do you know about the sharks
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i love telling non-minnesotans about the mall of america. yes there’s rollercoasters but do you know about the sharks
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figured out i can use a mouse on my ipad with an adapter i already own for putting my photos on my phone and i can use a mouse and keyboard to play minecraft on my ps4 it’s like i don’t even care (🥲) that my beautiful best friend (laptop) died and wont come back to life
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if you read "nw is beating clavicular in the race for people magazine's sexiest man alive on this prediction market betting platform designed to make you angry" and took that at face value you might not be the dumbest person in the world but you better hope they don't die
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