@smrtgal

get off The Cross ladykins.... we could use the wood!

 milennial
Joined April 2010
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plain jane retweeted
o-n🌛🍓@thefloorsonfire14h
thank you lady gaga for singing about masturbating on an album dedicated to your dead aunt
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plain jane retweeted
𝜗𝜚@lifeofataygirl21h
so i’ll watch your life in pictures like I used to watch you sleep and i feel you forget me like I used to feel you breathe
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make Sandra Hüller a Bond villain
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Eby calling a snap election:
Polling Canada
@CanadianPollingOct 25
BC - David Eby has resigned as leader of the BC NDP
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plain jane retweeted
Richard Biggles@THECHARD6719h
Wearing grey sweatpants with no bulge and my phone only charges at a certain angle
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hilty pulling The Dress out of the closet
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Anne Hathaway during rehearsals for ‘Mother Mary’ ❤️ (via @a24)
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madeline ashton technically?
℘rince@paulmccaloriesOct 24
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they just single handedly nuked a million gay Halloween costumes
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@adaenechiOct 24
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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plain jane retweeted
daisy@weltonsmac23h
this was all i could think about when i saw jenns post 😭
᧔࿔᧓@_tumblrinaOct 25
pookieeeeeee
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i will be adding cynthia good pussy song to my local files on spotify i fear
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yume nikki minaj à trois
@jun3buggyOct 24
elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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this literally happens in the wicked novel
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retouching has got to stop
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out of context kate berlant joke on her new special
Meg@megannn_lynneOct 25
“To get the recipe, comment YUMMY!”
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plain jane retweeted
pepper@AGPepperrOct 24
"two likes isnt a lot" imagine two beautiful women conspiring to take advantage of you
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kitty@scarykittyyyOct 24
me hating on bolsonaro because my entire feed is just brazilians hating on him
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wicked gifs@fromorbitgifsOct 24
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gelphie catfight 😍
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lia ⭑@ccooaeeOct 24
her look while she’s rapping abt how good her pussy is
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