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Noah Blundo

@nblundo

Reporter for Hannah News Service.

 Columbus, Ohio,
Joined March 2009
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sam henri gold
@samhenrigoldNov 9
“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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Joe Donatelli@joedonatelliNov 8
Three losses? Ouch. There’s room on the bandwagon, Buckeyes fans.
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Dan Pfeiffer
@danpfeifferNov 7
There is a narrow audience for this tweet, and am I squarely in it
jabberwocky12 (@trobo11) profile picturejabberwocky12@trobo11Nov 6
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Inject more of this kind of absolutely meaningless political stat into my veins.
Adam Aaronson (@aaaronson) profile pictureAdam Aaronson
@aaaronsonNov 4
JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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Now that the race is over I can get this off my chest: those Ramaswamy sports videos where he rattles of campaign promises between serves or swings or whatever had major Van Hammersly vibes.
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I'll be up early for the cleanup shift and I need to sleep off a cold but I can certainly just dip in for a small smackerel of election results, right?
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Election day anecdata as grist for the mill while we wait for actual news: - @VivekGRamaswamy had probably a 15-20 minute stretch from getting in line to finishing voting in Upper Arlington around 8:30 a.m. - No line for me at Tuttle Rec Center near OSU campus circa 9:15 a.m.
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Drew Savicki
@DrewSavNov 3
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Joey⚡️@joeygllghrOct 27
Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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Liz Charboneau@lizcharOct 8
did a dog write this
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsOct 8
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

You’re more likely to disrupt your dog’s sleep than they are yours, new study suggests.

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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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David Weigel
@daveweigelSep 17
What’s with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front?
History Calendar (@HistoryCalendar) profile pictureHistory Calendar
@HistoryCalendarSep 17
Chuck Grassley entered politics in 1958, winning an election to the Iowa House of Representatives. The U.S. had only 48 states at the time.
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Some personal news.
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Lesson learned after this Ohio State Fair incident - @OhioFire just announced its annual fire safety poster contest will NOT accept AI-generated submissions. dispatch.com/story/news/loca…
Ohio State Fair plans to change rules after AI poster wins contest

Ohio State Fair plans to change rules after AI poster wins contest

Ohio State Fair organizers are planning to change poster contest rules after an AI-generated poster won the $1,000 grand prize this year.

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AbelFrost@AbelFrost7Aug 10
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Mike Brice
@MikeBriceAug 8
Ms. Kaptur has spent the past five days at Mercy Health St. Vincent Medical Center recovering. toledoblade.com/local/politi… via @toledonews
Kaptur speaks from hospital after crash: ‘I’m running now more than ever’

Kaptur speaks from hospital after crash: ‘I’m running now more than ever’

Speaking from a hospital bed in central Toledo, U.S. Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D., Toledo) couldn’t help but wonder if she was put there for a reason. The ...

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Had Pizza Hut not been cowards this instantly would’ve been the single most iconic Millennial jingle of all time
Blonde (@PickleOatmeal) profile pictureBlonde@PickleOatmealAug 6
Fun fact: in 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to make a jingle about their new stuffed crust. It was rejected after six attempts
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