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Reporter for Hannah News Service.

Columbus, Ohio,
Joined March 2009
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“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
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Three losses? Ouch. There’s room on the bandwagon, Buckeyes fans.
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There is a narrow audience for this tweet, and am I squarely in it
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Inject more of this kind of absolutely meaningless political stat into my veins.
JULIA LETLOW will be the first US senator whose name contains exactly one of each vowel since EDWIN S. BROUSSARD (a 94-year gap)
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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did a dog write this
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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What’s with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front?
Chuck Grassley entered politics in 1958, winning an election to the Iowa House of Representatives. The U.S. had only 48 states at the time.
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Had Pizza Hut not been cowards this instantly would’ve been the single most iconic Millennial jingle of all time
Fun fact: in 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to make a jingle about their new stuffed crust. It was rejected after six attempts
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About two months ago, Toledo Mayor Wade Kapszukiewicz found himself walking through a historic cathedral in the city of Toledo, Spain. On Wednesday, Mayor Carlos Velázquez, of Toledo, Spain, found himself signing a hot dog bun in Toledo, Ohio. toledoblade.com/local/city/2…
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mi hermana volvió de ver la odisea y me dijo “hay muchas referencias a percy jackson”
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we are sure getting a crash course in state-by-state candidate withdrawal deadlines this year.
Democrat Julian Beaudion dropped out of the South Dakota Senate race before a crucial deadline today, clearing the way for independent Brian Bengs to consolidate support. Democrats believe Bengs may have a shot in unseating Sen. Mike Rounds
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One of the greatest letdowns is when you think you’re about to hear “Werewolves of London” but it’s actually “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock.
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italian grandmas? you mean the penne gesserit
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