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nerp•augh@nerpaughOct 13

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Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭@cookoutsessionsNov 3

"I won't get political this Thanksgiving" Two shots later:

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@equine__dentist1h

*sniffs you curiously with my weird flexible proboscis*

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indy of the rotund table@therotundtable5h

Annautaq the baby walrus is quite literally a professional baby look at him in his blankie and with his bottle and his mouth full of milk omg

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Trump After losing Mid Term

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伊勢シーパラダイス【公式】

@iseseaparadise14h

まん丸大きな　　　゜⚫️⚫️ ゜　　　おはな

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distrustful oughling

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Matt Lieb??@mattlieb12h

Hasan Piker used Islamic trickery to turn the Jews antisemitic

Political Polls

@PpollingNumbers17h

New - Jewish voters 🔵 Democrats 67% 🔴 Republicans 32% Exit poll - NBC

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ben₅₁ SEEING TAEMIN(?)@loquacia_13h

Average California proposition DIARRHEA FOREVER? 54.3% YES ✅ 45.7% NO

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Gab 🌼 rygos plug@SNOOPYSTV15h

MY BITCH IS BAD MY TEXAS IS BLUE MY SENATOR A FREAK AND MY GOVERNOR A FOO! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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@_AlexHirsch15h

Elon Musk lost 474 million dollars tonight

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evan loves worf

We’re gonna fucking deport Elon

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@laynanotleena15h

You think twitter is fun tonight just wait till he croaks

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Alexis Blexas@agraybee15h

Your baby will now be 40% vaccine by volume.

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ava sleepytimez 🍉@sleepytimedrawz15h

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him

Donald Trump is already eyeing his next political gig ... joking he'll pack his bags and move to Israel to become prime minister if Americans ever get sick of him.

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I just don't think they hear themselves sometimes lol

@essenviewsNov 3

Trump says if Democrats win: "You're going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare."

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ライスむーん@Rice_moon0305Nov 3

#東武動物公園 #ゴマフアザラシ #1日1もちもち

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aves@WNBAPILLED4h

crushing this screenshot into a powder and snorting it

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海獣先輩@undertokkari20h

とてもまるい 2026.11 #海遊館

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もちよ@tappurisealNov 3

うきゅ〜 #うみたまご

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しみアザラシ@shimi_azarashi15h

乾きフワフワさくちゃん🦭 2026/11/3 #さくら #しながわ水族館

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