
Writer. Worm sympathizer. Fears Disney and birds. #binders @huffpost @goodhousekeeping @msmagazine @redbookmag @aljazeera @nationalgeographic @washingtonpost
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Hi. Shameless request. Any authors out there willing to endorse a Christian writer who is LGBTQ affirming? My problem: too Christian for liberal circles and too liberal for Christian circles but this book is my whole heart, y’all, and it is worthy of eyeballs. ❤️😭
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It’s weird that the host of Celebrity Apprentice isn’t doing a better job managing a global pandemic.
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"Start writing. I don't mean to sound dismissive, but START WRITING. There is NO SUCH THING as 'too late' in the arts. Trust me. START." ~ Patton Oswalt
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My number one recommendation for writing good pitches is going to be reading ones that have sold. The Open Notebook is really useful for that, especially for science writing. theopennotebook.com/pitch-da…
Culture, listicle, and short article pitches are going to be more succinct.
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Not all doomsday survivalists are macho men with bunkers and chainsaws.
Meet the women preparing for the worst. read.medium.com/XYdqj6r
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IMOGENE wants a family. The only problem? She’s a spider! Trying to fit in with humans doesn’t work out, but by being herself she achieves her dream. Children will love the Halloween twist ending! #pitmad
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Can we redirect all of this talk about Dave Chappelle's stuck-in-the-past special toward talking about @TiffanyHaddish's They Ready? It's so much better and more interesting. For @ForbesEnt.
forbes.com/sites/sarahaswell…
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I got to write this ode to @SeinfeldTV for @CNNOpinion! In honor of the show’s 30th anniversary, I shared how it was a huge part of my teen years, the impact on pop culture...yada, yada, yada.
(RT so @OfficialJLD @JerrySeinfeld @IJasonAlexander see this!)
cnn.com/2019/08/23/opinions/…
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I just ripped my LIVE LAUGH LOVE sign off my wall and made a bonfire with it, but sure, yeah -- I'm fine. Everything's fine.




















