bad puns and other stuff | science boy @sciguyspod | opinions not my own (they belong to greg) | ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ | parody of a person
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Having friends with kids is hilarious. What do you mean I'm a recurring character in a toddler's expanded universe?
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so uhh hey if you or someone you know is looking for a video editor lmk ๐๐
I have references ๐
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โIโll have a Cock, please.โ
โWe have Penis. Is that okay?โ
*disappointed sigh*
โI guess Iโll do a large Penis then.โ
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ALT Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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ALT A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
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The reaction to Jack Havens video is a classic example of "doing anything while trans is cringe and will get you mocked relentlessly"
An actor put themselves out there for work. A thing that actors do every single day. They didn't even beg for money online, they asked for a job.
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Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain."
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Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes!
We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.
