@nutsness

Official Member of the Church of the Forgiving Eagle 🦅

 United Kingdom
Joined July 2019
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This porcupine is cracking me up.
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Has anyone investigated whether the shooter had any beef with the poor guy who got killed?
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Both my ears are intact and I don’t have Covid 🙏
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Oonagh@Okeating17 Jul 2024
The King's Speech is the ultimate meeting that could have been an email.
The King and Queen in their fur robes and crowns, leaving packed Parliament.

ALT The King and Queen in their fur robes and crowns, leaving packed Parliament.

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paulwall1970@paulwall197015 Jul 2024
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Satan
@s8n14 Jul 2024
i didn’t want him..
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Robin Bastard@robbacrab9 Jul 2024
#TuesdayThoughts
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Robin Bastard@robbacrab6 Jul 2024
#Caturday #LoveIsnt
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@s8n6 Jul 2024
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Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior J... @nutsness @StanLeeAndrews @PastorAlexLove @PastorDiddler @Uileag
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This has me rolling..
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val@puflyx12 Jun 2024
it would be funny if we wrote “like” under every tweet we liked to make it unbearable of a platform
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
@PastorAlexLove We have LOST the Seals, I repeat, We have LOST the Seals!!!!
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InsertName@ReallySTK_924 Jun 2024
Replying to @nutsness @PastorAlexLove @StanLeeAndrews
For the Americans, half a litre is two and a half glasses.
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The Beautiful Gals that Prove Anything is Possible! Bravo! 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳 @turndownforwhatnyc #turndownforwhatscranton
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Cockroach penis removal prayer $100! FIVE cockroach penis removal prayers MULTIPACk for the low price of only $500 DM me for details 🙏
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Replying to @_FlutterGirl @mushycrouton
The human ones will never definitely be 100% anything because one human's 100% is another human's 99%. Humans are very wibbly wobbly through time. Nothing is fixed except biology. Everything else is up for grabs, pardon the pun.
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Specsavers@Specsavers19 May 2024
Replying to @JamesBlunt
Our Audiology department will help fund the release
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The Church of the Forgiving Eagle would like to apologise for Brother Herbert’s rendition of How Great Thou Art at this morning’s service. We are not sure where he got the ballon from, and that definitely wasn’t Church approved Noz. xitter.cf/Enezator/status/179356…
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I am honoured to be running to be your MP here in Croydon South on July 4th. I work as a Pastor, but before that, I was redeployed to the front-line COVID-19 ICU to help save lives. It’s my LOVE FOR THE COMMON PEOPLE that drives me. I know how to deliver for JESUS, now, I want to deliver for the entire constituency with my positive plan. Only the Conservatives have a clear plan, take bold action, and can secure my future. #VoteForPastorAlex
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